Wednesday Worsts...Christmas songs

[CDGator]

So many to choose from!

12 Days of Christmas (unless it’s the one acted out by the two guys on stage)

Chipmunks Christmas song

 

[Back Alley Gator]

The absolute worst one...bar none...is that goddamn Paul McCartney "Wonderful Christmas Time". I fuching hate that song worse than anything not by the Violent Femmes.

 

[Alumni Guy]

When I was a kid, “Santa Claus is Coming to town” terrified me.

Look at the lyrics and replace Santa Clause with the Zodiac Killer. Song is creepy.


You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Oh let's go!
He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming
I mean the big fat man with the long white beard
Is coming to town

 

[Nalt]

Hard to narrow the list down to just one "worst" Christmas song. I am starting to truly hate the Chipmonks song though...