Wednesday Worsts....Team Names

CDGator

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We've been playing trivia every week at the local bar. While we aren't winning the big bucks often for our extensive but useless knowledge we have been coming in the money for best team name.

Please help and give me some of your best/worst team names.
We will split the proceeds with you if we win. ;)

Here are a few...
-I didn't say Minnie was crazy, I said she was f****** Goofy
-Bed, Bath and Beyoncé
-Whistle while you twerk
 

Durty South Swamp

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doodley doodley doo!
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Cleveland Steamers
Seven Sizzling Semites
Auschwitz if you'll Switz
 
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B52G8rAC

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Our intramural team was Florida University College Kids. Until the Alligator abbreviated it.
 

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I think any team named the “Gamecocks” that drops the “Game” is…well…unfortunate. I’m reminded of going to see us play USCe when Kevin Carter was wreaking some havoc and one vehicle that we passed on the way to the stadium had painted on their rear window “Kevin Carter is a Big Cock-Sacker!”
 

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The Burning Sensations

The Slick Willies

Win or Booze

Dementia Joe

You know, the thing

Hey Vols! Sheep are for WOOL!



Alex.
 

BNAG8R

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We used to play trivia at a Mexican restaurant and the emcee’s name was Dallas. He annoyed us. So one night our team name was “Dallas likes boys”.
 

MidwestChomp

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We're Just Guessing

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We paid 4 bucks for trivia and all we got was drunk
 

CDGator

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We used to play trivia at a Mexican restaurant and the emcee’s name was Dallas. He annoyed us. So one night our team name was “Dallas likes boys”.

Every week the winner is Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement and they are incredibly annoying, mostly because they win. Somehow they cheat but we haven't figured out how yet. A few weeks ago we won best team name with Uncle Touchy's Nephew.
 
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MidwestChomp

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Every week the winner is Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement and they are incredibly annoying, mostly because they win. Somehow they cheat but we haven't figured it out yet. A few weeks ago we won best team name with Uncle Touchy's Nephew.

I would throw shade at them and go with "Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement has a Bunch of Creeps on Their Team"
 

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Confession: I googled this batch:


"...and in LAST place"

"Alcoholics Unanimous"

"Sofa King Awesome"

"Strangers with Candy"

"Uncles with Benefits"



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