Weirdest gift you ever got for Valentine’s Day

[CaseyGator]

Entertain me...

 

[MJMGator]

You first.

 

[Swamp Queen]

I don’t participate in Valentines Day.

 

[Gatordiddy]

I don’t participate in Valentines Day.

The wife also refuses to participate in a manufactured holiday

 

[gatorfan81]

I got a sas and swamp queen autographed maga hat weird.

 

[DocZaius]

The wife also refuses to participate in a manufactured holiday

She says that, but secretly, she resents that you didn't get her anything.

 

[Gatordiddy]

She says that, but secretly, she resents that you didn't get her anything.

Oh- I didn’t say I didn’t get her anything

 

[TheDouglas78]

Oh- I didn’t say I didn’t get her anything

its in a small package with a little bow and it wasn't satisfying.

 

[TheDouglas78]

The Mrses hates Valentine's day, so we pick up 50-70% off chocolates the next day.

 

[Gator by the Sea]

Ok, this wasn't a Valentines gift, but the weirdest gift I ever got was a birthday present from my mother in law. It was a box cutter and an issue of Sports Illustrated with Tim Tebow on the cover crying after the Gators lost to Alabama in the '09 SEC Championship game. My birthday is in July.

I'm not making this up. My mother in law got me a box cutter and a 6 month old issue of SI.

 

[MJMGator]

Ok, this wasn't a Valentines gift, but the weirdest gift I ever got was a birthday present from my mother in law. It was a box cutter and an issue of Sports Illustrated with Tim Tebow on the cover crying after the Gators lost to Alabama in the '09 SEC Championship game. My birthday is in July.

I'm not making this up. My mother in law got me a box cutter and a 6 month old issue of SI.

I can feel the love

 

[Gatordiddy]

its in a small package with a little bow and it wasn't satisfying.

Small and little.

Reminds me of Leno’s joke when Bill Gates got married:

“Two things you don’t want to hear on your wedding night: micro and soft”

 

[AlexDaGator]

Entertain me...

I was sure you were going to post the SNL Justin Timberlake D in a box bit.



Alex.

 

[Gator515151]

Not something I got but something I gave..... When Mrs51 and I were first married 1973 we were quite poor just getting started. I couldn't afford to get her anything so I stopped by a graveyard on the way home from work and picked her up a nice bouquet of fresh flowers. A few years later when times were better I told her where they came from....big mistake.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Ok, this wasn't a Valentines gift, but the weirdest gift I ever got was a birthday present from my mother in law. It was a box cutter and an issue of Sports Illustrated with Tim Tebow on the cover crying after the Gators lost to Alabama in the '09 SEC Championship game. My birthday is in July.

I'm not making this up. My mother in law got me a box cutter and a 6 month old issue of SI.

Did you use the box cutter on her?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

so I stopped by a graveyard on the way home from work and picked her up a nice bouquet of fresh flowers.

You are the lowest form of life on Earth.

You are not even a human fvkkking being!

 

[TheDouglas78]

One year I sent my wife this "card":

 

[GR8 2B]

One year I sent my wife this "card":

Did she like it?

 

[TheDouglas78]

Did she like it?

Yes, she thought it was funny.

 

[Zambo]