What Gator Level are you?

[WobbleGator]

I believe everyone should know their level. Ox created the levels on the old board. Here they are:

With all the you-aren't-a-real-Gator-fan accusations flying right and left from the elites among us this season, I think it's time we all start identifying ourselves with a proper fan ranking. After all, some of us are just plain damn more important Gators than others.

Level 13: Former/current Gator football or basketball player or coach
Level 12: Former/current Gator coach or athlete other sports
Level 11: Former UF student (graduate Bull Gator/big money booster)
Level 10: Former UF student (graduate small money booster)
Level 9: Former UF student (graduate non-booster)
Level 8: Current UF student (not yet graduated)
Level 7: Former/current employee of UF (non alum)
Level 6: Former UF student (dropped out)
Level 5: Former/current season ticket holder (non alum)
Level 4: Former/current resident of Gainesville
Level 3: Former/current resident of Florida
Level 2: Never set foot in the state of Florida
Level 1: Never set foot in the United States

Now we can identify ourselves by levels when there's a dispute. The member with the higher level will automatically win, as he/she is the superior Gator. This is extremely important and I think is going to solve a lot of future problems on the board.

Discuss.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

 

[-THE DUDE-]

Level 1

 

[ppinesgator]

Level 12 -athlete other sport. For six weeks. I did not letter. So maybe 11.5.

 

[Himey]

Level 14 b/c I'm betta than all of yall's.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Level 6, didnt finish at UF, had to go kill terrorists. BOOM!

 

[GatorStud]

Level 10, there is just so much gift money available now days.

 

[Zambo]

Why is a former/current employee of UF a higher level (7) than a former student, non-grad (6)? The guy who mops the floors in Van Fleet and never attended class at UF gets a higher ranking than a guy who actually went to school there? Heck, the whole REASON some guys didn't graduate is because they spent too much time being a Gator and not enough time being a student!

 

[Phineus Maximus]

Still a 10.

 

[AlexDaGator]

What if at your wedding, the tables were numbered 11, 74, 88, 22, 7, 1, 15 etc. but instead of putting numbers on the place cards, under the guest name it read Steve Spurrier, Jack Youngblood, Wilber Marshall, Emmitt Smith, Danny Wuerffel, Percy Harvin, Tim Tebow etc.?

Level Z, bitches.

Alex.

 

[Gatormac2112]

Level 3

 

[MatthewM.]

I'm level 69 because your fiancé frequently sits on my face.

 

[HogtownGator]

Level 12.

 

[Gator98MD]

I'm level 69 because your fiancé frequently sits on my face.

Matt is consistently perverted regardless of the forum

 

[Durty South Swamp]

I'm level 69 because your fiancé frequently sits on my face.

and you like it...

 

[NavetG8r]

Level 6, didnt finish at UF, had to go kill terrorists. BOOM!

Same.

 

[HogtownGator]

Actually I'm a 12, 10x3, 7, and 4. But I was a Gator before I set foot on campus.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Actually I'm a 12, 10x3, 7, and 4. But I was a Gator before I set foot on campus.

You get that commie pinko common core math off this forum!

Alex.

 

[Phineus Maximus]

Still a 10.

And a 3.

 

[Mudd]

Now we can identify ourselves by levels when there's a dispute. The member with the higher level will automatically win, as he/she is the superior Gator. This is extremely important and I think is going to solve a lot of future problems on the board

OK then I'm a 15, so know that I am a higher level than you.