What Gator Level are you?

[Durty South Swamp]

Buuuuuump....

And i had completely forgotten what a poopoo head @lizardbreath was

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Just to refresh everyone's memory banks...

oxrageous said:
With all the you-aren't-a-real-Gator-fan accusations flying right and left from the elites among us this season, I think it's time we all start identifying ourselves with a proper fan ranking. After all, some of us are just plain damn more important Gators than others.

Level 13: Former/current Gator football or basketball player or coach
Level 12: Former/current Gator coach or athlete other sports
Level 11: Former UF student (graduate Bull Gator/big money booster)
Level 10: Former UF student (graduate small money booster)
Level 9: Former UF student (graduate non-booster)
Level 8: Current UF student (not yet graduated)
Level 7: Former/current employee of UF (non alum)
Level 6: Former UF student (dropped out)
Level 5: Former/current season ticket holder (non alum)
Level 4: Former/current resident of Gainesville
Level 3: Former/current resident of Florida
Level 2: Never set foot in the state of Florida
Level 1: Never set foot in the United States

Now we can identify ourselves by levels when there's a dispute. The member with the higher level will automatically win, as he/she is the superior Gator. This is extremely important and I think is going to solve a lot of future problems on the board.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Level 6. I'm a quitter

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Level 6. I'm a quitter

Level 12. I quit twice.

 

[t-gator]

I've got to be one of the lower one's. I used be ashamed when this thread popped up. Now I wear it as a badge of honor. I'm a white trash loser and proud of it!

 

[NavetG8r]

Just to refresh everyone's memory banks...

oxrageous said:
With all the you-aren't-a-real-Gator-fan accusations flying right and left from the elites among us this season, I think it's time we all start identifying ourselves with a proper fan ranking. After all, some of us are just plain damn more important Gators than others.

Level 13: Former/current Gator football or basketball player or coach
Level 12: Former/current Gator coach or athlete other sports
Level 11: Former UF student (graduate Bull Gator/big money booster)
Level 10: Former UF student (graduate small money booster)
Level 9: Former UF student (graduate non-booster)
Level 8: Current UF student (not yet graduated)
Level 7: Former/current employee of UF (non alum)
Level 6: Former UF student (dropped out)
Level 5: Former/current season ticket holder (non alum)
Level 4: Former/current resident of Gainesville
Level 3: Former/current resident of Florida
Level 2: Never set foot in the state of Florida
Level 1: Never set foot in the United States

Now we can identify ourselves by levels when there's a dispute. The member with the higher level will automatically win, as he/she is the superior Gator. This is extremely important and I think is going to solve a lot of future problems on the board.

Ok, I'm calling shenanigans. I could've sworn years ago when this came out I was a 9. Looks like since I committed 247 has decided to downgrade me to a 6. I'm really shook!

 

[Gator98MD]

What happened to wobble ? I know he had kids but that’s a shyt excuse to dip

 

[Concrete Helmet]

 

[Detroitgator]

Just to refresh everyone's memory banks...

oxrageous said:
With all the you-aren't-a-real-Gator-fan accusations flying right and left from the elites among us this season, I think it's time we all start identifying ourselves with a proper fan ranking. After all, some of us are just plain damn more important Gators than others.

Level 13: Former/current Gator football or basketball player or coach
Level 12: Former/current Gator coach or athlete other sports
Level 11: Former UF student (graduate Bull Gator/big money booster)
Level 10: Former UF student (graduate small money booster)
Level 9: Former UF student (graduate non-booster)
Level 8: Current UF student (not yet graduated)
Level 7: Former/current employee of UF (non alum)
Level 6: Former UF student (dropped out)
Level 5: Former/current season ticket holder (non alum)
Level 4: Former/current resident of Gainesville
Level 3: Former/current resident of Florida
Level 2: Never set foot in the state of Florida
Level 1: Never set foot in the United States

Now we can identify ourselves by levels when there's a dispute. The member with the higher level will automatically win, as he/she is the superior Gator. This is extremely important and I think is going to solve a lot of future problems on the board.

My house has:

• 4 x Level 9's (Wife and Son #2 are both "double Gators", Son #1 and I are the slackers with just undergrad degrees)
• 1 x Level 8 (Daughter is current student)
• 1 x "Quasi-7" (Daughter is also the Level 8) is a current employee (actually has two paying jobs at UF), but will be alum next year. Today she got to talk to Billy because she needed 5 signed helmets from him. She will be a Level 9 in a year, and possibly a "double Gator" if she does UF law school.
• $0 given to athletics... did give TINY amounts to the Biz School and UF a long time ago when we wondered if they ever looked at that kind of thing for admissions of kids.

 

[t-gator]

What happened to wobble ? I know he had kids but that’s a shyt excuse to dip

Sas got married. He was pretty broken up about it. They were longtime lovers

 

[BNAG8R]

What happened to wobble ? I know he had kids but that’s a shyt excuse to dip

I actually met Wobble for a drink. Interesting.

 

[soflagator]

My house has:

• 4 x Level 9's (Wife and Son #2 are both "double Gators", Son #1 and I are the slackers with just undergrad degrees)
• 1 x Level 8 (Daughter is current student)
• 1 x "Quasi-7" (Daughter is also the Level 8) is a current employee (actually has two paying jobs at UF), but will be alum next year. Today she got to talk to Billy because she needed 5 signed helmets from him. She will be a Level 9 in a year, and possibly a "double Gator" if she does UF law school.
• $0 given to athletics... did give TINY amounts to the Biz School and UF a long time ago when we wondered if they ever looked at that kind of thing for admissions of kids.

 

[NavetG8r]

I actually met Wobble for a drink. Interesting.

He and his wife stopped by once and I treated them to lunch. Enjoyed talking with them quite a bit. It's always great meeting other Gators. Really sucks he left the board.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Nine - in case anyone cares.

 

[bradgator2]

I actually met Wobble for a drink. Interesting.

Were you in constume?

 

[stephenPE]

I actually met Wobble for a drink. Interesting.

did he wobble more before or after the drink..........

 

[URGatorBait]

Were you in constume?

UNIFORM!

 

[BNAG8R]

Were you in constume?

-1, spelling.

Dumbass.

 

[CGgater]

Glad to see my comment in the bammer's thread helped revitalize this incredibly historical document.

 

[GatorInKnox]

Lol does anyone have a lower like-to-post ratio than Wobble? He left when we were really stingy with likes