Why aren’t we competing at football?

abefroman

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This worked for golf...so it has to work for football...right?.......RIGHT?
 

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just need a few dykes, oops, i mean some girls transitioning, yea, trannies, gets us good press at least, on the DL, then the opposing team's OL will be more interested in just making a big pile and groping rather than blocking. That will immediately improve our defensive ranking. The offense... hmm maybe try running it up the middle on second down to throw a little mix in the play calling, that will throw a few DC's for a surprise.
 

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