Why aren’t we competing at football?

[Durty South Swamp]

As a rule of thumb, the larger the college endowment, the worse the football team. There are a couple of reasons for that. One is that a massive BioTech company doesn't want to have its name attached to a school that has rapists and miscreants on the football team and in the news. The second is that academics will always take precedence over football in the effort to raise private money. The truth is that the University of Florida has an unusually large endowment, and it continues to grow. (TWSS). It's unlikely we'll ever see another national championship, unless by fluke, as we'll always be behind on facilities, and we'll never accept the women beaters, rapists, and thugs that schools like Alabama, Florida State, and LSU are willing to accept. I suggest all of you find a better hobby than college football, you're in for a lot of heartache over the next two decades. If you want to enjoy life more, take up scrapbooking, stamp collecting, or bird watching.

hire a prostitute.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

For now, but I'm thinking of forgoing my last year of eligibility and turning pro.

i thought you already tried the professional route, and realized you werent gay at that point

 

[abefroman]

i thought you already tried the professional route, and realized you werent gay at that point

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Bump.
Thread title cracks me up every time.

 

[URGatorBait]

We aren't competing quite simply because there are no murders on the team. No killer instinct to attack and take every last bit of air out of the opposition.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

The Spurrier years.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

The Meyer years.

 

[G8trwood]

The Foley years

 

[jdh5484]

The Muschamp years

 

[Durty South Swamp]

The Macelwain years

 

[Zambo]

The Mullen years:

 

[G8trwood]

The Mullen years:

 

[Zambo]

Sorry but there is no faceplant like a barefoot faceplant. Ask me how I know, lol.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

What? No Napier years?

 

[GatorFL]

What? No Napier years?

 

[SGG]

What? No Napier years?

 

[Nalt]

We aren't competing at football, because we are now competing at golf.