Why is UAA still paying Foley $500K a year?

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The To Do List hanging behind him reads.

1. Install new run play for 1st down.
2. Install 26 power play for 2nd down.
3. Practice 10 dive for 3rd down.
4. Call my hot wife. Remember her name.
5. Send Butters a candygram for making me look competent.
6. Cash UF check.
7. Tell recruits that I know Tim Tebow.
8. Practice new Punt scheme.
 

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FWIW
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OG swag!
 

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And unsurprisingly, we have a couple posters that are actually attracted to muschamp's partner.

Here's a hint fellas. Call her Frank. It gets her all nostalgic.
 

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This has been discussed ad naseum, but the man is not going to leave unless he's physically removed, probably kicking and screaming. His ego is massive and he doesn't think UF can survive without his services.

In all seriousness, how could he possibly show his face around there after the Butters fiasco? He hired that dolt and then blatantly looked the other way on his incompetence. Someone with a shred of decency would have retired and left campus, or at least been embarrassed about it. It doesn't seem to bother him one iota, as he likely blames someone else for what happened.

The facilities mismanagement is an entirely different disaster. The man has no shame.

Agreed, but for 500k/yr I’d walk around campus naked with a flower sticking out of my ass...
 

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Based on looks and coaching ability, Muschamp definitely married up.

Honestly though, I met him in 2011 with son when he was eight. Will could not have been more pleasant to me or my son. Nice guy!
You looking to get banned?

He was a scumbag to your son. Now tell the story right.
 

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Based on looks and coaching ability, Muschamp definitely married up.

Honestly though, I met him in 2011 with son when he was eight. Will could not have been more pleasant to me or my son. Nice guy!
The WORST human being on the planet! Worse than even Mac!!!
 

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It is telling there's no UF helmet.

Of course there is no Gator helmet. He’s a god damn Dwag and always has been. In retrospect, and at Dwag reunions, he probably revels in the garbage he helped (along with Foley and Mac) transform our program into.
 

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I thought you had to be 5'2", 250 up, female and wear spandex to shop in Walmart!
 

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