With a heavy heart, I have to tell you that Gatorsports.com has made me an offer I can't refuse

Bernardo de la Paz

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It should have been obvious to everyone that this was a joke from the beginning. Ox would not leave like this. He would take a leave of absence because of medical problems and family issues, and then show up working for the other board the next year. In the interim he would appoint some doofus like urg to really mess the place up.
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You think he's kidding? There was an offer. Ox came to me with a PM the evening of Friday, March 25. He was distraught. The Sun had proffered $510,436 and a percent of any advertising profits (a big if) in exchange for the return to Gatorsports. He was listening -- how could you blame him? -- but he didn't want to come off looking like a traitor and profiteer in spite of that mean Republican streak in him. He was genuinely worried about what might happen to you guys. He didn't want beer thrown at him during the next tailgate. He had this, shall we say, fatherly sense of responsibility about the board he had created and nurtured into something very meaningful over these past 24 months. He was clearly conflicted but his accountant and financial planner were saying take the money and run. Esp the financial planner since there were potential commissions involved.

Things fell apart over the next 48 hours when the Sun refused him the total control he sought. He knew if he didn't have a board to run and merge threads, he'd have way too much time on his hands. He's already pressured cleaned the driveway three times in the last 30 days. Mrs. Ox is at her wits end. It's probably best it turned out the way it did, but I thought you should know.
 

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You just started doing that? I have it on GOOD authority he has a heart and is really a decent fella and this thread/his AFs joke was outstanding.
Yea, wait until the people find out about it :suspect:

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It should have been obvious to everyone that this was a joke from the beginning. Ox would not leave like this. He would take a leave of absence because of medical problems and family issues, and then show up working for the other board the next year. In the interim he would appoint some doofus like urg to really mess the place up.
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the Sun refused him the total control
This.....
On a side note, if this had happened you ****ers would have seen the last of me. Not that I would have been too bent to go over there.......I can't. Yeah, for some unknown reason that place has a permanent IP address block on my computers:lmao2:. I guess some people just don't know what they're missing...
 

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For $510,436 I'd sell every damned one of you down the river. O f course I'd try to negotiate for more before I closed the deal.
 

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For $510,436 I'd sell every damned one of you down the river. O f course I'd try to negotiate for more before I closed the deal.
Uhhh yeah.....there would have been no hesitation or negotiation at that price. :lol:

P.S. - I'm not sure if the entire Gainesville Sun is worth that. :lmao2:
 

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"Uhhh yeah.....there would have been no hesitation or negotiation at that price." :lol:

So now we have established that everyone, even OX, has his price.
 

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Ox. All I can say is don't get mad when we get you back. It's coming in an unknown
way.
 

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This.....
On a side note, if this had happened you ****ers would have seen the last of me. Not that I would have been too bent to go over there.......I can't. Yeah, for some unknown reason that place has a permanent IP address block on my computers:lmao2:. I guess some people just don't know what they're missing...
How the fvkk did you get banned there? Alvin and Sidthing are in charge it seems.
 

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How the fvkk did you get banned there? Alvin and Sidthing are in charge it seems.
I don't know. I never posted there on the board. I did comment in the Sports Blog section though....The Bowl Cut didn't like me much to say the least....seems he didn't like anyone who brought up his past recruiting predictions :lmao2:
 

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