You' Can't Spell CITRUS

Discussion in 'Main Sports Forum' started by Alvin York, Dec 13, 2015.

  1. oxrageous

    oxrageous It's Good to be King
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    Just call me Mr. Weak. Or Mr. Weaksauce if you prefer.
     
    • gatormandan

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      Ok but you will need to change your avatar....maybe a noodle...
       
    • GatorRaz

      GatorRaz A coincidence? I think not!

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      Just like on the other board Alvie, we are still beating your ass!
      I live in TN and you and all the others like you are the reason we make fun of all the Vol fans. Your idiots!
      It almost isn't fun anymore because it's too easy!
       
    • URGatorBait

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    • GatorJB

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      You've pretty much been saying the same things over and over again the last 5 years.

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      • oxrageous

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        I changed my user title. That's the best I can do.
         
        • TLB

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          Yes, it may take until the sun burns out for TN to beat UF at Neyland. You may indeed be waiting that long.


          Just for perspective, since you wish to laugh at UF attending the ciTrUs bowl....You guys haven't made it back there since 2002. The ONLY higher tier bowl you have made in the last 13 yrs might be the Cotton Bowl in '05. You are going to your second bowl game in the last 5 years, meaning you couldn't even get to a crap bowl 3 of those years. And since 2000, you are 4-7 in bowl games....not great bowl games, just ANY bowl games in 15 yrs.
           
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          • CGgater

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            ONLY the last 5 years?


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          • gatormandan

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            We will let it slide...for now.
             
          • Alvin York

            Alvin York Ultimate Gator Nemesis
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            I don't think your old friend, Sid, would share your opinion of being weak willed.

            Which brings up my previous lobby efforts on his behalf. Is there any change you could relent and let the Disco Boy back in. It was fun firing across his bough. Remember the time your flaming got the best of him and fired back about owning a 17 shot Glock and invited some of your to visit him? LOL
             
          • playzwtrux

            playzwtrux Wait,... what?

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            like hoar.

            not saying that I disagree with your actions, just pointing it out.
             
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            I see the reference to "Flipper sammie" has you riled up. Pauvre petit Alvie, didn't know Flipper isn't a fish.

            How about "Gay Star Bray" tatts? We're still laughing over that!

            How about the most epic STUPID thread ever on GSMB.....your big boast about GayStarBray going in the first round, then oops, 2nd, oops, 5th, OOPS....GOING UNDRAFTED!!!? your "gunslingers" are perennial foot-shooter-offers. Pathetic!

            How about a coach who wore ORANGE pants, for cryin' out loud? That right there is just SHAMEFUL!

            How about a 4 year run of 7-season losses for you, after Urbs?

            How about YOU are posting on the BEST fan-based message board on the Intertubes? (why, I don't know....if I were Ox, I'd have kicked your Allah-loving ass back to the backwoods from whence you came)

            Don't cry for the Gators, Uganda. Some day, maybe, you'll rejoin the First World. Until then, why don't you go troll Northwestern or something?

            So happy a 5 year old Paint pic I did still riles you up. SWEET!
             
          • Alvin York

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            LOL
            I guess I"m going to have to own up to trumpeting Bray. As it turned out he was no Andrew Luck.
             
          • MJMGator

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            Still have his tattoo?
             
            • Gator98MD

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              You guys that get so worked up over Alvin need to freaking chill. He's funny even if it's obvious trolling he's doing which what else would a rival poster do on here. We don't need rivals slobbing our knobs. Let the dude have his fun. Ox understands this which is why the thought police don't get their wishes
               
            • gardnerwebbgator

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              1. Urban....the prototype for the hired hand coach. He'll bolt pOSU for the NFL or another 'dream job' sooner than later.

              2. But have won 2 since Clint Stoerner giftwrapped your last one in 1998, the year after your beloved hero of the large forehead left town.

              3. But have won 3 since your last one in 1998.

              4. No. See: Wolf, Raymond 'Bear', for reference. Yet, despite your belief, Duncechump in 4 years had a record against UT of, alas, 4-0.

              5. No. See: Morris, Kyle; Douglas, Donald; Ochab, Larry; and Brantley, John (either one), for reference.

              6. Hard to be 'middle of the pack' when you play for the conference championship. If we are 'middle of the pack', then UT is the muddy doormat.

              7. Do us all a favor and go back to that other ghost town of a board on the Sun site if you feel so strongly that this board is 'watered down'.

              As for rivals, your mighty 2-2 record against the in-state Commode Doors over the past four years is quite brick-by-brick impressive. Your other two rivals you esteem to claim.....UF, who UT last beat in 2004, 11 games ago....and Alabama, who UT last beat in 2006, 9 games ago. This bulletin just in.....for a 'rivalry' to exist, either team has to at least win one game within a decade of the last win.

              Your shtick is beyond old and stale sir.
               
              • GatorTAG

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                Logically speaking if McElwain has an SEC Coach of the Year award his first year then Botch must have 3 right?
                 
              • Swamp Donkey

                Swamp Donkey Moral Victory Champs!
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                Seems like that is a classic. Was that Tee Martin meets Alex Brown?

                Or was that Alvie's boy Bray?
                 
                #79 Swamp Donkey, Dec 15, 2015
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                • TN G8tr

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                  Love to watch the foolish Dork and the Vol fans continue their flaming. "Oh we're now the best team in CFB" A few excerpts from our party last night.....

                  Vol fan 1: Butch is going to get it done! TN G8tr: Too bad its going to take a while. Mac got it done in 10 months.
                  Vol fan 2: Well Butch had such a young team. TN G8tr: Yeah we've heard that for 3 years now.
                  Vol fan 3: Well we beat a ranked tea...... TN G8tr: I cut him off right there, you're 1-5 vs. ranked opponents this year.
                  Vol fan 4: We almost beat Oklahoma. TN G8tr: You need to win in September before you claim a successful season in November.

                  Then to end the conversation.........11, have a Merry Christmas.
                   

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