1 MILLION POSTS! Zimas for all my friends! No hamster is safe tonight!

[Jbossgator8]

The excitement builds as we get closer and closer to 1M. Everyone will start to post more and more in a race to the finish to see who will claim the title of the 1 millionth post/poster. I am sure there will be 15 people that will claim they were the 1 Millionth and solidify their elite status in GC history/lore.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[Zambo]

The excitement builds as we get closer and closer to 1M. Everyone will start to post more and more in a race to the finish to see who will claim the title of the 1 millionth post/poster. I am sure there will be 15 people that will claim they were the 1 Millionth and solidify their elite status in GC history/lore.

We're going to get to 999,999 and then someone is going to stay up all night in the post padding thread just hammering away at it.

 

[Musclepug]

Hammering away on themselves maybe

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Perverts

 

[ThreatMatrix]

No wait, I got a better one.
Hammering away on ur mom.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[oxrageous]

How many f*cking grandfathers are on this board?

:raises hand:

 

[NVGator]

The suspense is absolutely killing me.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Here's all three of them in one gif.

 

[oxrageous]

Anyone who gets the millionth with post-padding crap will be banned until we hit 2 million.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Anyone who gets the millionth with post-padding crap will be banned until we hit 2 million.

Sorry, what's the actual topic of this thread so we can get back to posting fully legitimate posts about it?

 

[oxrageous]

Sorry, what's the actual topic of this thread so we can get back to posting fully legitimate posts about it?

Don't get smart.

And if boss gets the millionth he's officially banned for life.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Don't get smart.

And if boss gets the millionth he's officially banned for life.

Why do we need a gimmick to make that ban happen? And why are you allowing him out of the box?

 

[oxrageous]

Why do we need a gimmick to make that ban happen? And why are you allowing him out of the box?

You may be on thinner ice than he is.

 

[SeabeeGator]

You may be on thinner ice than he is.

Yawn.

 

[OllieGator]

The million man should get a fiery name like Ox's

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

The million man should get a fiery name like Ox's

Wait did you just assume the gender of the millionth poster? Wait til I tell Twitter!!

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

Wait did you just assume the gender of the millionth poster? Wait til I tell Twitter!!

I suspect it will be a transsexual donkey...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I suspect it will be a transsexual donkey...

Im a lesbian.