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Oh yeah. This might very well be the best end-run power move in history. Here is Pasty's take:
The guy gets a "WC Handy" from the chick next to him on a flight from LA. Upon realizing that someone on the flight might have recognized him and possibly filmed it, he sues the airline and puts the following in the complaint in order to cover his tracks with his wife and the public:
The woman continued her advances, the lawsuit says, pulling off the protective face mask the player was wearing and grabbing his genitals. At that point, the player jumped up from his seat and complained in front of the entire plane that the woman was touching him.
Brilliant. I especially like the post-ejaculation, Shakespeare-in-the-Park theatre of jumping up and pronouncing, in an exaggerated voice so the whole plane hears, that you are an innocent party to an assault/JO.
NFL player suing over sexual assault on plane
The guy gets a "WC Handy" from the chick next to him on a flight from LA. Upon realizing that someone on the flight might have recognized him and possibly filmed it, he sues the airline and puts the following in the complaint in order to cover his tracks with his wife and the public:
The woman continued her advances, the lawsuit says, pulling off the protective face mask the player was wearing and grabbing his genitals. At that point, the player jumped up from his seat and complained in front of the entire plane that the woman was touching him.
Brilliant. I especially like the post-ejaculation, Shakespeare-in-the-Park theatre of jumping up and pronouncing, in an exaggerated voice so the whole plane hears, that you are an innocent party to an assault/JO.
NFL player suing over sexual assault on plane
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