Update: Cooter Loves Geoducks, NTTIAWWT

[G. Gordon Gator]

This does seem like a solid business plan

Courtesy of @DocZaius:

 

[AlexDaGator]

I......


have no words. (As hard as it is to believe)

It's hot?


Alex.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

It's hot?


Alex.

"When I first met your Mother...well, let's just say the sparks flew."

 

[Zambo]

I......


have no words. (As hard as it is to believe)

What was your mom doing in Chicago?

 

[cover2]

What was your mom doing in Chicago?

…With Lionel Richey?

 

[AlexDaGator]

Well, so far it appears to be something kinky involving a tortoise.

That is an African Spurred Tortoise.

I’m no taxonomy expert, but wouldn’t that make it more of a poontang than a cooter?

Or were you referring to the North American Milf (domesticus karenian suburbius)?

Alex.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Or were you referring to the North American Milf (domesticus karenian suburbius)?.

 

[Zambo]

That is an African Spurred Tortoise.

I’m no taxonomy expert, but wouldn’t that make it more of a poontang than a cooter?

Or were you referring to the North American Milf (domesticus karenian suburbius)?

Alex.

Dang, who knew Alex was such a botany fan?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Dang, who knew Alex was such a botany fan?

Well, he was close. the correct subspecies is domesticus karenian suburbius, siliconius funbagius

 

[Zambo]

At least it wasn't a woolly vagitarius halitosius.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

At least it wasn't a woolly vagitarius halitosius.

I really can't make that assessment from a picture

 

[LagoonGator68]

Dang, who knew Alex was such a botany fan?

I don’t think that means what you think it means

 

[LagoonGator68]

Courtesy of @DocZaius:

Is that her candida cheese seeping through?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Honestly, this doesnt sound good. Was it staph? I forget. Septicemia is very tenacious at times.

Im afraid he isnt out of the woods yet.

Damn it.

 

[oxrageous]

We’ll close this one for the RIP thread, unfortunately. It’s headed for the Hall of Fame.