Why aren’t we competing at Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe?
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Bc you touch yourself.
UF will NEVER win a national championship in Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe, just like it won't ever compete in any other non-sport participation "sports" like Quidditch and Women's basketball. I'd be shocked if we win even one conference championship in the next 15 years in any of these "sports." The reason, you ask? Endowments. Endowments are the reason. As a general rule, the larger the school's endowment, the worse the school's teams are in sports designed for freaks, weirdos, and lesbians. If you are a high-powered CEO at Pfizer, McDonnell Douglas, Cisco, or Forever 21 looking to invest research dollars, do you want your company name associated with out-of-shape middle-aged Asian men playing Blindfolded Squeaky Rubber Chicken Shoe, adult male Quidditch-playing dorks dressed up in wizardling costumes pretending to fly with a broom shoved in their crotch, or repulsive, hairy arm-pitted lesbians playing women's basketball? The answer is no. No, you don't.
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Don’t give Stricklin any ideas. He’ll take $$ from football and dump it into this so we can be an “everything school” 
This is the life changing, enlightening content that keeps bringing me back to GC
it was pretty impressive, wasn't it?
This is what happens when a whole generation doesn't go outside and play.
It actually was
Not gonna lie, I've watched about 5 times so far and each time I laugh harder than the last
Not gonna lie, I've watched about 5 times so far and each time I laugh harder than the last
My mom is laying in a rehab center recovering from heart complications along with a laundry list of other infirmities. In a thoughtless moment I showed her this video to cheer her up and she started laughing so hard I actually got scared it might kill her.Not gonna lie, I've watched about 5 times so far and each time I laugh harder than the last
We aren't competing at it because we can't afford the rubber chickens
