This Thread Sucks! (Just like Orlando)

[78]

Missed the 417 exit on the way home from Cocoa Beach today and was reminded for the 1,837th time why I can't stand the place.

Is there such a thing as getting around that place at any time of day during any time of year without horrible traffic?

 

[MJMGator]

Missed the 417 exit on the way home from Cocoa Beach today and was reminded for the 1,837th time why I can't stand the place.

Is there such a thing as getting around that place at any time of day during any time of year without horrible traffic?

4am on a Tuesday in January isn't too bad.

 

[bradgator2]

Every visit I make is planned around avoiding traffic.

 

[GatorJ]

Biggest shythole in Florida.

 

[bradgator2]

Biggest shythole in Florida.

Well, besides Tallahasee.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Well, besides Tallahasee.

This.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

And think about this: Mike Bianchi is driving one of these cars.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Only day of my life (not counting my wedding and related days) that was better than moving away from Orlando was moving away from Birmingham. Orlando just sucks out loud.

 

[Gatordiddy]

So I was born in Orlando and grew up in Tallahassee.
Now you know why I am the way I am.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Your a bunch of pantywaists.

 

[78]

Your a bunch of pantywaists.

I saw the Bentley in your garage.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Orlando sucks balls, much like its residents.

 

[MJMGator]

Orlando sucks balls, much like its residents.

Wasn't aware anyone lived there. I thought it was only tourons that never left.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

It's confirmed that you all sit down when you pee.

 

[G 2]

Orlando has bad traffic but so does every city. I would rather be on I4 at 5pm than 9a between JTB and 95.

 

[78]

It's confirmed that you all sit down when you pee.

Okay, tough guy, let me see you flex those muscles in traffic.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Okay, tough guy, let me see you flex those muscles in traffic.

My pee pee muscles? I just hang it out the door like all good Orlandoins.

 

[NVGator]

 

[TheDouglas78]

My pee pee muscles? I just hang it out the door like all good Orlandoins.

Must be hard to see, like all good Orlandoins

 

[78]

My pee pee muscles? I just hang it out the door like all good Orlandoins.

Orlandoins? Rhymes with loins. I'm a Tarpon Springsoin myself.