Sources: UF & Chip Kelly working on contract details

[oxrageous]

this was made up from the start.. and good we don't want Chip Kelly he is old we want Frost man.

He's only 12 years older than Frost.

 

[fasonfan]

He's only 12 years older than Frost.

well I want frost .. Kelly is damaged goods in the NFL .. Frost is like picking out a fresh avocado the grocery store....

 

[oxrageous]

well I want frost .. Kelly is damaged goods in the NFL .. Frost is like picking out a fresh avocado the grocery store....

The avocado that looks amazing on the outside and then when you cut it open, a flood of maggots oozes out, drips off the counter and all over your bare feet. He's still unproven.

However, I want him more than anyone else besides Kelly.

 

[fasonfan]

The avocado that looks amazing on the outside and then when you cut it open, a flood of maggots oozes out, drips off the counter and all over your bare feet. He's still unproven.

However, I want him more than anyone else besides Kelly.

Well thats what this coaching search is like.. You pick out an avocado and guess what the inside will be like.. My guess is Frost will provide us with the freshest guacamole of all the coaches.

 

[divits]

I'm hungry all of the sudden.

 

[SGG]

Stopped taking you seriously right about here....

Law is right. Look at our stable of backs compared to Clemson’s or even Ugay’s. Thompson, big, lumbering and slow. Perine, not that big, but not fast and quick either. Davis is the only really shifty guy that we have, and we haven’t seen enough of Lemons to know wtf he is other than a shtty kick returner. Hell even our receivers are big and slow, and can’t catch(here’s looking at you Hammond and Swain) qb too. I think Kelly or Frost could win here, ffs, evenChump has SC on the brink of contention with that turnover machine they trotted out yesterday. The transition to spread wouldn’t be easy, but a good coach could make it happen with a good staff.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

The avocado that looks amazing on the outside and then when you cut it open, a flood of maggots oozes out, drips off the counter and all over your bare feet. He's still unproven.

However, I want him more than anyone else besides Kelly.

Nothing is worse than picking out what you think is a great avocado and then cutting it open to find it's all brown on the inside.

 

[divits]

Law is right. Look at our stable of backs compared to Clemson’s or even Ugay’s. Thompson, big, lumbering and slow. Perine, not that big, but not fast and quick either. Davis is the only really shifty guy that we have, and we haven’t seen enough of Lemons to know wtf he is other than a shtty kick returner. Hell even our receivers are big and slow, and can’t catch(here’s looking at you Hammond and Swain) qb too. I think Kelly or Frost could win here, ffs, evenChump has SC on the brink of contention with that turnover machine they trotted out yesterday. The transition to spread wouldn’t be easy, but a good coach could make it happen with a good staff.

Frost did it in one year with great success. UCF's offense under O'Leary was nothing at all like what they are running now.

 

[Scales]

Kelly schmelly

 

[SGG]

Frost did it in one year with great success. UCF's offense under O'Leary was nothing at all like what they are running now.

Soooo.....basically what I said

 

[NetEngGator]

I don't understand the fascination people have with avocados. They are tasteless and require other things to make them taste good. And they require a lot of work that could lead to loss of finger to prepare.

 

[oxrageous]

I don't understand the fascination people have with avocados. They are tasteless and require other things to make them taste good. And they require a lot of work that could lead to loss of finger to prepare.

They certainly are not tasteless.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I don't understand the fascination people have with avocados. They are tasteless and require other things to make them taste good. And they require a lot of work that could lead to loss of finger to prepare.

 

[Jbossgator8]

Hey at least we got a TON of page hits here once that news broke from Franz. People ran right over to GCMB cause they know they can get the hot info here! Great job OX! GC is THE PREMIER site for Gator sports news!

 

[NetEngGator]

They certainly are not tasteless.

Even the author of this article tap dances around the fact that avocados are bland and pretty much tasteless.

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/what-does-avocado-taste-like

 

[Gator87]

Nothing is worse than picking out what you think is a great avocado and then cutting it open to find it's all brown on the inside.

We’ve done that with our last two purchases, Chimp & Death Threat Boy.

 

[oxrageous]

Okay, let's get back on topic. You can start an avocados thread in the lounge if you like.

 

[NetEngGator]

Okay, let's get back on topic. You can start an avocados thread in the lounge if you like.

Ok. :(

So ... seems like Franz is a brown avocado.

 

[GatorJ]

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Is that like a butt plug, or.........?