- Aug 28, 2014
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I'm not a pickup truck guy, I don't haul hay on a daily basis and I don't need to overcompensate for a small penis. But I do agree there are times that a pickup would come in handy. I'm also not an Eco-warrior. I enjoy burning fossil fuel and as much of it as I can. God didn't put those dinosaurs in the ground for nothing.
But I do like Tesla's new cyber truck.
It's an El Camino crossed with a Pontiac Aztec gestated in amniotic fluid laced with growth hormones. And like a red-head, somehow against all odds, is beautiful. And like a Russian grandmother it's tough. The skin is bullet proof for when you get lost in Pine Hills and the windows---- well they need a little more testing.
Range: 500+ miles
0-60 mph acceleration: 2.9 seconds
Towing capacity: More than 14,000 lbs
Payload: Up to 3,500 lbs
And it's priced starting at $40k
Think I'd like to test drive one at the dealership.... oh wait.
But I do like Tesla's new cyber truck.
It's an El Camino crossed with a Pontiac Aztec gestated in amniotic fluid laced with growth hormones. And like a red-head, somehow against all odds, is beautiful. And like a Russian grandmother it's tough. The skin is bullet proof for when you get lost in Pine Hills and the windows---- well they need a little more testing.
Range: 500+ miles
0-60 mph acceleration: 2.9 seconds
Towing capacity: More than 14,000 lbs
Payload: Up to 3,500 lbs
And it's priced starting at $40k
Think I'd like to test drive one at the dealership.... oh wait.