1 MILLION POSTS! Zimas for all my friends! No hamster is safe tonight!

[oxrageous]

We send him some money. It doesn’t come close to accounting for the time he puts in.

78 makes an amazing point here. It's Christmas, and a number of you have sent donations. A much greater number of you have sent nothing. While I will continue to love each and every one of you, I love those who pay up even more.

 

[Gator-Don]

More moist than a new $4,200 tranny?

Do you mean a rare transmission or sex stuff?

 

[stephenPE]

While I will continue to love each and every one of you, I love those who pay up even more.

Conditional love. The bane of most relationships..........

 

[Egor's Assistant]

No one gets anything, and it's going to be guesswork as to what the 1,000,000th post is.

1 Millionth poster (as determined solely by you) gets to change their name to Mr. 1 Million. Gets a banner upgrade and about 10,000 Oxbucks. Plus, a trophy badge or some sh!t like that.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

In the sidebar, where it's been for years. I may start banning people who aren't using the sidebar for life.

If a lifetime member has a bad day and mistakenly (of course) gets banned for life, will you issue a prorated refund of prepaid membership dues? Asking for a friend.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Conditional love. The bane of most relationships..........

Ox is like all chicks, he thinks the QB is the only thing that matters in football and he loves you a lot more if you give him money.

 

[78]

78 makes an amazing point here. It's Christmas, and a number of you have sent donations. A much greater number of you have sent nothing. While I will continue to love each and every one of you, I love those who pay up even more.

Disclosure: I make nothing off your donation, however, I must also disclose I am Ox’s chief spiritual advisor and, as such, I may reap non-monetary compensation in other areas deemed significant.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Disclosure: I make nothing off your donation, however, I must also disclose I am Ox’s chief spiritual advisor and, as such, I may reap non-monetary compensation in other areas deemed significant.

Is that what they're calling it now?

 

[oxrageous]

Disclosure: I make nothing off your donation, however, I must also disclose I am Ox’s chief spiritual advisor and, as such, I may reap non-monetary compensation in other areas deemed significant.

You were included in that group of people that have given nothing.

 

[78]

Is that what they're calling it now?

If it doesn’t involve self-employment tax, then yes.

 

[Musclepug]

I hope I'm the millionth!!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I hope I'm the millionth!!

what the ....

 

[MJMGator]

As I’ve said before thank you to everyone I haven’t been here long but it’s like my gator family...I need to make it to a tailgate and yes thank you so much Ox I’m glad I got the chance to contribute and I look forward to getting a shirt in the near future to spread the word in public...hope y’all have a great holiday season and Merry Christmas to you and yours one and all...Go Gators!!!

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[no1g8r]

In the sidebar, where it's been for years. I may start banning people who aren't using the sidebar for life.

How do you view the sidebar on the iPhone? If I hurry I can see it before GC sucks the life out of my battery.

 

[MJMGator]

 

[soflagator]

 

[Musclepug]

 

[Jbossgator8]

We are very close to immortality

 

[oxrageous]

How do you view the sidebar on the iPhone? If I hurry I can see it before GC sucks the life out of my battery.

On a phone, the sidebar widgets are on the bottom of the page.

Your 2008 Motorola flip phone has bigger problems than Gatorchatter.

 

[AugustaGator]

This really shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s been here more than a minute.

I pretty sure we all get a hard time.