best Dear Abby ever

[Nalt]

Dear Abby is still going? What is she, 115 years old? If they're recycling old columns, there must be some really dated problems in them.

"Dear Abby" was originated by Abigail Van Buren, her real name was Pauline Phillips. The article is now continued by her daughter, Jeanne Phillips.

 

[B52G8rAC]

"Dear Abby" was originated by Abigail Van Buren, her real name was Pauline Phillips. The article is now continued by her daughter, Jeanne Phillips.

Ann Landers' sister.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

My dad used to read Dear Abby while sitting on the toilet.

 

[jdh5484]

I have read Dear Abby for as long I could read almost. Close to 60 yrs. Today was craziest.


DEAR ABBY | ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Disturbing secret revealed as farmstead changes hands

A)Do what hubby advised and bury it
or
B) Put, in writing, details about your family forbears that could negatively impact your heirs and, just for Fuchs sake, send it to someone that will publish it worldwide.

Penthouse Forum was more realistic.

(Mom read Dear Abby religiously and would often put articles on the fridge)

 

[MJMGator]

My dad used to read Dear Abby while sitting on the toilet.

And then wipe his ass with it?

 

[AuggieDosta]

And then wipe his ass with it?

Do you wipe your ass with your cell phone?

 

[MJMGator]

Do you wipe your ass with your cell phone?

I use yours.

 

[AuggieDosta]

I use yours.

Well stop it...

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Do you wipe your ass with your cell phone?

Isn't that how you do home colonoscopy tests these days?

 

[AuggieDosta]

Isn't that how you do home colonoscopy tests these days?

 

[AlexDaGator]

Do you wipe your ass with your cell phone?

Have you tried it with your phone set to vibrate?




Alex.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Have you tried it with your phone set to vibrate?




Alex.

I already spend too much time in there as it is.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Isn't that how you do home colonoscopy tests these days?

Yes. With a wi-fi camera you stick up your arse.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Apple and Samsung need to help us out with the form factor of these phones. Butt dialing should not be an admission diagnosis.

 

[CDGator]

Whoa, this took a dark turn.

 

[Altitude Gator]

Whoa, this took a dark turn.

I was going to ask why this was still a thread...but it has turned in a very weird, interesting way!