Can't There Be "Dead Period" Recruiting?

rogdochar

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Of course it's me, totally ignorant of the No-no reach of the long arm of the NCAA Wombland Security.??
Yet still, our enthusiastic "coming-here" recruits can parlay pow-wow on social media with whoever we want..
... err I mean with whoever they want. C'mon boys. I want rellentless pressure. In fact, l want hear on ESPN a story about a 345-lb DT attempted to hang himself on his closet bar ... it broke.

Okay,Okay, use your hypno-induction voice. Lead each floating along our Gator-Walk, fenced in tightly by our leggy, tan, blonde coeds, with sparkling too-white teeth. [ohh, that's right all that is for the "White-Out" game.]

Seriously, I want our guys to sell the very vision that fired them to become Gators. Long live the "Dead Period"
 

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I hear there's a 83.35% chance of this happening in 2019 :grin:
 

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Nav? Paging Nav? or No Friends?

Wouldn't it be great if our recruits did the recruiting for us during the dead period? (some unintelligible thing about a DL hanging himself), then something about our highly attractive Florida girls and their bright smiles. Sounds like he's all in and sees big things in our future?
 

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Is there an interpreter in the house?
 

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Is there an interpreter in the house?
I'll be honest, I don't even bother reading them anymore, even when I'm being quoted. I lost my little orphan annie decoder ring a long time ago. Now I see Rog's posts, immediately drink my daily allowance of ovaltene, and carry on with my day.
 

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I'll be honest, I don't even bother reading them anymore, even when I'm being quoted. I lost my little orphan annie decoder ring a long time ago. Now I see Rog's posts, immediately drink my daily allowance of ovaltene, and carry on with my day.
It takes a bit of effort, but Rog has some hidden gems in there that make it all worthwhile. This place wouldn't be the same without him.
 

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I continue to LMAO every time I see a percentage attached to a Recruits' purported % lean toward becoming a Gator in like 2019 or beyond... until I see these media whores make a play or tackle for the Gators, I'm not too interested 2 years out. :lmao2:
 

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Wouldn't it be great if our recruits did the recruiting for us during the dead period?. Sounds like he's all in and sees big things in our future?
(some unintelligible thing about a DL hanging himself), then something about our highly attractive Florida girls and their bright smiles
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Good interpetation, Nav. [ I've been subjected to many interventions, but I couldn't get what they were saying to me - and why did all on them think I needed to be exposed to some kind of sin_tax?

Now for fhat, "so labelled" unintelligabby point (where I think I killed it). I'm asking our highest star-clique of recruits to use social media to hound these uncommitteds incessantly that these slacker recruits see that they must be offed - Much "caring" newswriters have made "hasty-hay" out of teen anxed hanging themselves in their own closets --writers flinging a sloppy floppy diss of the net for the return of some long-gone extinct 'heards' of Tyrranasoreatus Rex = the bully.
 
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