Cleveland Browns in hot pursuit of Charlie Weis

[FireFoley]

I thought I read somewhere that this year and maybe next that Cheeseburger is making 7 million bucks just by sitting on his couch.

 

[Slug]

Right this moment, Charlie Weis is literally sitting naked on top of a mountain of hundred-dollar bills. His legs are spread, and he's letting it all hang out. He's also eating Doritos and some of the crumbs are stuck in his pubic hair.

I have no idea why he'd want to come back to coaching. I also have no idea why ANYONE under any circumstances would want him near their team. He's finished.

I'm gonna need the jaws of life to get that fcuking image out of my head.

 

[TheDouglas78]

I'm gonna need the jaws of life to get that fcuking image out of my head.

Is it because you put it in your "spank bank"?

 

[TN G8tr]

Right this moment, Charlie Weis is literally sitting naked on top of a mountain of hundred-dollar bills. His legs are spread, and he's letting it all hang out. He's also eating Doritos and some of the crumbs are stuck in his pubic hair.

I have no idea why he'd want to come back to coaching. I also have no idea why ANYONE under any circumstances would want him near their team. He's finished.

I just threw up

I will never eat a bag of Doritos again.

 

[deuce]

Weis is smarter than all of us!

 

[GatorJ]

I kept adding to it while I was writing it. I really wanted to take the reader there.

 

[GatorJ]

I thought I read somewhere that this year and maybe next that Cheeseburger is making 7 million bucks just by sitting on his couch.

Between ND and Kansas

 

[NoGaGator]

You're a very bad man for that visual Ox, a very bad man!

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

You guys aren't thinking big picture. Cleveland is a struggling city, and the Browns are just trying to help out the local buffets and doughnut shops. Economy Boosting 101.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Browns not the only ones.

 

[Zambo]

How slow can you run and still technically be "pursuing" somebody?

 

[oxking]

Go Browns!!!

 

[TN G8tr]

If this happens the Buffet Lines in Cleveland just made a comeback. And BTW, you'd think that with all the money Cheesy has he could get a stronger cooler to sit on.