Cocoa Beach Half Marathon

AlexDaGator

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They love the old "I Dream of Genie" so much there is an entire category for runners dressed as Genies. They run dressed like the character. The finishers medal is a replica of Genie's bottle.

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Running a marathon is nuts. Doing it dressed as Genie...whoa.



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Dang, this whole time I thought you were a man.

You are hot though.
 

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So 50 hot Genies in full regalia (didn't we ALL have that fantasy?) and you guys are calling me gay???

NTTAWWT

I'm sorry I couldn't find a picture of 50 Major Nelsons running in full uniform for you fellas.



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Oh. I wasn't calling you gay. I thought you were posting pics of a race you just ran.
 

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Oh. I wasn't calling you gay. I thought you were posting pics of a race you just ran.

Let's just say if I was to run a half marathon, I'd like to run in one with 50 hot girls dressed like Genie running all around me.

It was the old tv show thread that made me think of this. I don't know who I crushed on more, Samantha Stevens or Genie.

And even as a little kid, I knew Darrin Stevens and Major Nelson were dumbest sonsabitches ever.

The most unbelievable part of the show wasn't that an astronaut found a smoking hot Genie that called him Master, could grant any wish, and lived to please him...its that all he ever wanted her to do is make dinner.


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Let's just say if I was to run a half marathon, I'd like to run in one with 50 hot girls dressed like Genie running all around me.

It was the old tv show thread that made me think of this. I don't know who I crushed on more, Samantha Stevens or Genie.

And even as a little kid, I knew Darrin Stevens and Major Nelson were dumbest sonsabitches ever.

The most unbelievable part of the show wasn't that an astronaut found a smoking hot Genie that called him Master, could grant any wish, and lived to please him...its that all he ever wanted her to do is make dinner.

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Barbara Eden hands down, I LOVED that show. She was gorgeous and what every boy/teen dreamed of. She did an episode of Andy Griffith once and the whole town stopped to look at her.
 

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I can tell you from personal experience running a marathon is four times harder than running a half marathon. That may not make sense right now. Just give one a try.

Also, another important life lesson - female runners have great abs.
 
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10.23.16? Clearly time-traveling genies.
 

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This whole thread is full of Mericuh, except for Brad's temporary confusion.
 

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