Daddy always said….

[CDGator]

What phrase or advice did your dad always say?

 

[LaylaGator]

Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Don't ever grow up to be a politician.


Alex.

 

[AugustaGator]

Every keg has to stand on its own bottom.

Don’t worry about drinking Gainesville dry. There’s plenty beer.

 

[gingerlover]

If your motor starts running, put a governor on it.

 

[B52G8rAC]

Whatever you are going to be, be the best. If you are a ditch digger, be the best damn ditch digger.

 

[stephenPE]

"Get your head out of your ass." And if I didnt and scewed up I heard "retribution" and If it was a big fish on
I heard "dont horse it"

 

[Nalt]

"Daddy's knows everything" which I use with my kids...

"You weren't using your smarts there, were you?" Which he said after my brothers or I did something pretty stupid. Which was fairly often...

 

[TLB]

Honestly, I don't recall much from my dad....But MY kids? I know they are going recall I always said "Dad is AWESOME!". Because I do. Anytime they forget what they were going to say, I remind them it is a perfect go to in that situation, or any situation, really. You can't go wrong with saying "Dad is AWESOME!". Even the wife wishes I would stfu with that by now.

That, I and I always state how "Dad always gets the **** jobs around the house.". Again, because it's true. Anything breaks - dad has to fix it, especially when the toilet has issues. So much so that I got a poop emoji light up hat and went around with a plunger as my staff and tp trailing from my boot for Halloween as "The Wizard of Poo"

 

[Frozen Gator]

Driving back from Gainesville, Damnnnnnnn, we couldn't beat Micanopy!

 

[Nalt]

Honestly, I don't recall much from my dad....But MY kids? I know they are going recall I always said "Dad is AWESOME!". Because I do. Anytime they forget what they were going to say, I remind them it is a perfect go to in that situation, or any situation, really. You can't go wrong with saying "Dad is AWESOME!". Even the wife wishes I would stfu with that by now.

That, I and I always state how "Dad always gets the **** jobs around the house.". Again, because it's true. Anything breaks - dad has to fix it, especially when the toilet has issues. So much so that I got a poop emoji light up hat and went around with a plunger as my staff and tp trailing from my boot for Halloween as "The Wizard of Poo"

I can definitely relate to that. And to add to it, it is always Dad's fault. No matter who did what, eventually, somehow, it is always spun to be Dad's fault...

 

[LaylaGator]

@TLB Thank you! I have no husband, but my 14 y.o. son is dropping deuces like a truck driver on the regular. I've tried teaching him how to unclog the toilet himself, but he's not very interested. From now on, he'll hear "MOM IS AWESOME" until he fully handles it himself. Much appreciated.

 

[CDGator]

One time dad told me that our son gets his smarts from him....it skips a generation.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Don't pick up female hitchhikers.

 

[Seedy]

When talking about selfish people: “I’m up, pull up the ladder”

When talking about a company with bad customer service: “I don’t know why we do it that way, it’s just our policy”

There are a bunch of one-liners.

 

[CDGator]

When talking about selfish people: “I’m up, pull up the ladder”

When talking about a company with bad customer service: “I don’t know why we do it that way, it’s just our policy”

There are a bunch of one-liners.

If we had ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had eggs.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

A farting horse never tires.

 

[Gatordiddy]

My Dad handed me his Amex to pay for dinner the night of my senior prom and said - “Don’t come home without it”

 

[ThreatMatrix]

"Righty tighty, lefty loosey".

 

[ThreatMatrix]

"Bet the dog that takes a shyt, they'll run faster".