He needs to get that PE situation checked out by a doctor. There are professionals who specialize in that type of thing.
The break between innings is only two minutes. Just enough time to run into the clubhouse, drop trou, spooge on some poor fan's leg and then run out of the tunnel like it was a house fire so you can get out there for warm up tosses in the outfield. To say that there were a lot of disappointed fans would have to be an understatement.