Darryl Strawberry: Had sex with fans between innings

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It was nice he could take time out from freebasing and bong hits to spend quality time with his fans
 

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.....which means this happens with plenty of other players. Thanks for ruining a good thing Darryl!
 

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At least he wasn't a switch hitter..
 

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Nothing like giving a bat and two balls to your biggest fans. I bet he really laid the wood, too. Definitely gives a new meaning to the term free swinger, though. Do you think he did women in the top of the inning and men in the bottom?
 

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He needs to get that PE situation checked out by a doctor. There are professionals who specialize in that type of thing.

The break between innings is only two minutes. Just enough time to run into the clubhouse, drop trou, spooge on some poor fan's leg and then run out of the tunnel like it was a house fire so you can get out there for warm up tosses in the outfield. To say that there were a lot of disappointed fans would have to be an understatement.
 

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