Don't mess with Bert!

[Durty South Swamp]

Crete just hates anything that isn't fat slob lineman, fat slob coaches and slow lumbering running backs hitting the gut over and over and over again. Passing and innovative offenses scare him.

 

[t-gator]

This is hilarious! The damn faculty is dropping f-bombs on bert and concrete is still defending him.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

This is hilarious! The damn faculty is dropping f-bombs on bert and concrete is still defending him.

Hey if it weren't for those 2 defensive scores by Bama Bert would have had Saban on the ropes....

 

[Concrete Helmet]

He can't win an argument about Bert, so he turns to ripping on Meyer's performance in the Big 10. Meyer is 33-1 in Big 10 play since he joined OSU. 33-1.

33-1 with hand picked players at The Ohio State U, and he still can't do what Bert did at Whisky.....SMH

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Jeepers creepers, your arky pumping is worse than any gator pumping I've seen. Do you even Florida bro?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

he still can't do what Bert did at Whisky.....SMH

As zambo would say, "go ahead caller, I'm listening."

 

[t-gator]

I'm trying to think of something good to say about to help crete out but I got nothin.

 

[oxrageous]

Urban could go to Wisconsin or Arkansas and win the NC within 3 years.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

I'm still trying to figure out what Bert did that urbs hasn't... maybe lose a bunch? That's all I got...

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Urban could go to Wisconsin or Arkansas and win the NC within 3 years.

No....he couldn't. There are just certain things that don't happen no matter what
Hillary telling the truth.
Urban staying in a conference with a better coach for more than 3 years.
Teams like Arky or Wisc. winning NC's.
As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow none of these things are ever going to happen....

 

[MertzJay26]

Crete- you'd be better off admitting you are wrong. A little humility never hurt anyone

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Nah, crete deep throating woo pig is a staple around here. He'll it's one of the few things left worth logging in to read

 

[gatormandan]

Sounds like Crete will be pulling hard for Bert when we play them...

 

[Gator Fever]

Sounds like Crete will be pulling hard for Bert when we play them...

Who does he root for in that game? I guess we will find out.

 

[TLB]

Bert had something like 13 players show up for the first payers meeting

...the first payers meeting

I thought Ole Miss had the bag men?

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Sounds like Crete will be pulling hard for Bert when we play them...

If Mac doesn't get this thing rolling along between now and then Bert may be auditioning for his next job when we play Arky

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Who does he root for in that game? I guess we will find out.

Can you imagine the meltdown in this place if Bert takes his 1.5 stars and beats UF with it's abundance of 3 star talent...

 

[divits]

Seriously? EVERYBODY and their mother jumped ship after John L. Williams destroyed what was left of Cheatrino's NON CHAMPIONSHIP teams....Bert had something like 13 players show up for the first payers meeting....the rest of the rats(Cheatrino's recruits) either quit when they learned they would have to go to class or got arrested......
BTW why can't your boy Urban win 3 consecutive Big 10 titles? With top 5 classes and at the most "prestigious" Big 10 school to boot?

Dude, he sucks....

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Can you imagine the meltdown in this place if Bert takes his 1.5 stars and beats UF with it's abundance of 3 star talent...

Yes, I can imagine it because I believe that it is a real possibility since, at this moment, I have zero confidence in this staff.
Beating UF will not make Bert a great coach but instead will define our coach.

I hope I am wrong

 

[Alagator]

That is true however about 15 of those losses can be attributed to his predecessor leaving the program looking something like this.
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So nick is responsible for 4. Pretrino is responsible for 15. So basically, if not for that, Bert would be undefeated.

Now that's some impressive "Bert pumping." Which we're all pretty sure do a couple times a week anyway... With the aid of some lotion, your laptop and an unrelenting man crush on big boobs Bert. :D