ESPN

[Zambo]

and all the sports networks must be schyting a big pickle right now. WTF are they going to have on their networks all day? Are any sports being played anywhere? Anybody have a few extra oxbucks, we could probably buy ox a 30 minute infomercial about the chatbox on ESPN2 or something next week. Seriously what do these guys do when they're done interviewing each other about coronavirus and showing reruns of old sporting events?

 

[CaseyGator]

Speculation on NFL free agency....

 

[URGatorBait]

and all the sports networks must be schyting a big pickle right now. WTF are they going to have on their networks all day? Are any sports being played anywhere? Anybody have a few extra oxbucks, we could probably buy ox a 30 minute infomercial about the chatbox on ESPN2 or something next week. Seriously what do these guys do when they're done interviewing each other about coronavirus and showing reruns of old sporting events?

they just keep repeating it

 

[78]

Disney riding the rail for the time being with parks, resorts and sports tanking.

I called ESPN earlier in the day and suggested reruns of the greatest viruses of all time. They said they’ll look into it.

 

[SeabeeGator]

and all the sports networks must be schyting a big pickle right now. WTF are they going to have on their networks all day? Are any sports being played anywhere? Anybody have a few extra oxbucks, we could probably buy ox a 30 minute infomercial about the chatbox on ESPN2 or something next week. Seriously what do these guys do when they're done interviewing each other about coronavirus and showing reruns of old sporting events?

Crickets nefarious plot to take over American sports begins now.

 

[Slug]

Thank God my sports package has The Ocho.

 

[GatorJ]

and all the sports networks must be schyting a big pickle right now. WTF are they going to have on their networks all day? Are any sports being played anywhere? Anybody have a few extra oxbucks, we could probably buy ox a 30 minute infomercial about the chatbox on ESPN2 or something next week. Seriously what do these guys do when they're done interviewing each other about coronavirus and showing reruns of old sporting events?

Nobody watches ESPN outside of football anyway. So just play the same nonsense they do during non-football season.

Poker tournaments.

 

[Musclepug]

Disney parks open till Sunday nite. I'm still going to a cheer event at ESPN on Saturday for my daughter....you would think it would have been canceled

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Back when the NHL had their season-long lockout, ESPN’s programming basically became The Ocho. They had the billiards trick shot tournaments, bowling and bowling trick shots, poker, the NFL skills competitions, and all other kinds of zany sh*t. It was the best summer of sports ever.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Back when the NHL had their season-long lockout, ESPN’s programming basically became The Ocho. They had the billiards trick shot tournaments, bowling and bowling trick shots, poker, the NFL skills competitions, and all other kinds of zany sh*t. It was the best summer of sports ever.

With these bans on public gatherings, won’t even have those options. Not feeling to good about the Olympics either.

 

[CaseyGator]

You guys have clearly not seen the cornhole tournaments and professional axe throwing they’ve had on recently.

 

[Musclepug]

Olympics are in China right? Not to mention all the qualifying stuff should be happening soon

 

[78]

Olympics are in China right? Not to mention all the qualifying stuff should be happening soon

Tokyo.

 

[Slug]

Tokyo.

Spent my 26th bday in Tokyo. Don't remember much.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I remember the last time I watched ESPN for something other than Gators football.

Probably 89 or so.

 

[Zambo]

The thing for them that's going to be weird isn't so much the lack of sports because yes they can show poker and bowling etc. The weird thing is going to be Sportscenter. WTF do you talk about on Sportscenter if there's no sports Is Scot Van Pelt and the rest really going to show highlights from the bowling tournament?

 

[78]

The thing for them that's going to be weird isn't so much the lack of sports because yes they can show poker and bowling etc. The weird thing is going to be Sportscenter. WTF do you talk about on Sportscenter if there's no sports Is Scot Van Pelt and the rest really going to show highlights from the bowling tournament?

They’ll have plenty of fill time. The NCAA Tournament and NFL free agency will shift to the front.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Australian Rules Football starts next weekend. First weekend will be without fans.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

You guys have clearly not seen the cornhole tournaments and professional axe throwing they’ve had on recently.

Greatest axe throws of all time.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

The thing for them that's going to be weird isn't so much the lack of sports because yes they can show poker and bowling etc. The weird thing is going to be Sportscenter. WTF do you talk about on Sportscenter if there's no sports Is Scot Van Pelt and the rest really going to show highlights from the bowling tournament?

Just play this clip on loop.