Strick to Dopey Dan:
"Dan, way to go! You showed everyone that you know how to overcome adversity! Down to those hated Bulldogs at halftime and then dominate the 2ed half shows you really have the "It Factor". Everybody talking about how great those Bulldogs are, yet you proved them wrong, Dan. Now we have to run the table, and those butt sniffers can go back to Georgia with their tail between their legs. Wait! What? It's not those Bulldogs. Samford? Who the hell are they? And they scored over 50 points against your new DC? OMG!!