Gameday Rituals or Superstitions

[aka]

I wake up and take a sh** naked. No clothing on whatsoever. Then I walk to the fridge in the garage and grab a beer that I consume with ease. Then I wipe and go get dressed for the day.

Getting the beer is more important than wiping after you sh**?

 

[MatthewM.]

Getting the beer is more important than wiping after you sh**?

I don't understand the question...

 

[aka]

I wake up and take a sh** naked. No clothing on whatsoever. Then I walk to the fridge in the garage and grab a beer that I consume with ease. Then I wipe and go get dressed for the day.

Man, that's a bad visual.

 

[MatthewM.]

Don't see the problem...

 

[rogdochar]

I wake up and take a sh** naked. No clothing on whatsoever. Then I walk to the fridge in the garage and grab a beer that I consume with ease. Then I wipe and go get dressed for the day.

... so you empty two cans to start the day ?

 

[rogdochar]

Since it's a new era, I just started chewing gum right along with Mac. I can imagine thousands of Gator faithful
chewing us to victory. Go Gators.

 

[Jabberdave]

Chewing gum makes me anxious and then I drink more. Last time, I got drunk and robbed a Girl Scout cookie stand in my Ninja Turtle onsie.

Gum is evil.

 

[gatorfan81]

Please seek professional counseling...

I will. Where do you go?

 

[GatorStud]

Does standing most of the game count?

 

[TheDouglas78]

Seriously. Who will donate to Rays Hooker Fund? Cause it's working

You live in Tennesse, that should be a pretty low fund.

 

[TheDouglas78]

I pick one shirt for the season and wear it every game day. I wear the same hat every game day until we lose (switched hats a lot in 2013). Gator Flag goes up the Monday of the first week of the season on the front of the house, and goes down the Saturday after the bowl game. This year the little girl wears her UF cheerleading outfit (until its jammies time) and high five and gator chop with her after every touchdown or big play.

 

[Delg8tor]

I found a Chucky Doll at a garage sale this summer and he is officially good luck. I take him everywhere. The ladies like him too

Chuckie has good taste and good hand placement​