Gators football player helped stop sexual battery behind popular bar

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I have a feeling this young man may be on scholarship before long...

The scholarship cost for the good PR he's giving UF (football) would be less than the fee we'd pay
a PR firm. Dontcha know this heroics will get play-time at any televised UF game. Garcia's actions
reflect well on UF, SEC, and CFB... so now that it has gotten out there, they will play it well to any
TV audience. To milk it we can give the lady-victim a Gatorhead to wear and she can serve as
"Miss Two-Bits".

PS> We probably forget this = But from now on, when the story describes a girl unconscious
from drink, we should admit the idea the villain slipped something into her drink and did his
preying confidence by gauging his timing. There will be many girls rendered helpless in the
party future. ( Hey, girls have that intuition, so when they sense a guy is swelling in his mantishood,
she could slip him a roofie or GHB.

PPS> Read someone invented a glass that would turn red when contacting certain foreign chemicals.
I personally think that's great 'cause I don't want no lovelies taking 'vantage of me.... to be truthful
though, I'd be mad if Garcia showed up.
 
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