Gonna need Gator-themed baby names...

[AlexDaGator]

With all of Gator Nation celebrating today by partying like Hugh Freeze at a Rick Pitino recruiting party (hookers and blow for everyone!), I’m calling a HUGE Gator baby boom exactly nine months from today.

(C’mon, Mac gets fired AND slutty Halloween costumes? Tonight it’s going on like Bielema at a buffet)

In honor of the special occasion which led to the conception of so many future Gators, give us your best Gator-themed baby name suggestions. I’ll start—


For a boy:

“Graves” in honor of Coach Ray Graves, plus this momentous Halloween weekend.

If your last name starts with a C, you could make the child’s initials “HBC”.




For a girl:

Halley (combination of Halloween and Allie—for alligator).

Deliverance (pretty obvious)



Now if you’ll forgive me, I need to find go Mrs. ADG and get this party started.


Alex.

 

[oxrageous]

Sperffelbow. Beautiful name for a boy especially.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Timothy Daniel for a boy.

Dara Abby for a girl.

 

[Zambo]

Timothy Daniel for a boy.

Dara Abby for a girl.

Shouldn't the child be allowed to decide it's gender?

 

[beteez]

Clarabell

 

[AlexDaGator]

Shouldn't the child be allowed to decide it's gender?

No.



Alex.

 

[Zambo]

 

[Wuerffel4Pres]

For the boys, Danny, of course.

Steve would also be acceptable.

For girls, let's go with Abby.

 

[AlexDaGator]

How about Thibaut or Thibault for a girl (French name pronounced Tebow)?

Eleven (SOS’ number).

Dawn (as in the dawn of a new era for Gator football).



Alex.

 

[T REX]

Aaron...nevermind...

 

[NavetG8r]

After my grandson of course. Emmitt!

girls: Hannah, or Lauren?

 

[Swamp Queen]

Seven

This fits

 

[Jbossgator8]

Candi for a girl

Jimbo or Taylor for a boy

 

[Treebeard]

How about Thibaut or Thibault or a girl (French name pronounced Tebow)?

Alex.

Sorry, but this is the first thing that came to mind when I read that:

 

[soflagator]

I'm as happy as the next guy that we're making a change. But I think part of being a Gator is honoring and remembering what the last guy did for the program. So I'll say..

"Ann Yet" for a girl.

"Atem Pinn" for a boy.

 

[divits]

Gotta' be names that leave no question as to their Gator bonafides.

I'll go with Kerwin for a boy and Ephesians for a girl (she may hate it but no one will ever forget her).

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Clarabell

 

[AlexDaGator]

Gotta' be names that leave no question as to their Gator bonafides.

I'll go with Kerwin for a boy and Ephesians for a girl (she may hate it but no one will ever forget her).

Errict?




Alex.

 

[krisl648]

UgotfiredgettheFouttahereUnocoachingsumbitch

May be a bit long for a small child to spell.

 

[krisl648]

ImaginarydeaththreatsmadeUFgreatagain