Had Driskel played under Mullen he would have won Heisman

[Concrete Helmet]

I scored a 40.....

 

[Swamp Donkey]

29 was Dipshyt's IQ.

 

[EuroGator]

You actually believe that? His agent floated that score - they aren't published. According to people in the know, the real number was under 10.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

You actually believe that? His agent floated that score - they aren't published. According to people in the know, the real number was under 10.

Under 10? Ox this hyperbole approaches that of law.

 

[soflagator]

You actually believe that? His agent floated that score - they aren't published. According to people in the know, the real number was under 10.

I don't think it's much of a reach to say that Euro and his family are clearly from Oviedo. From there I think it's pretty obvious.

We all love him, and I'd be shocked if he didn't make anyone's Top-5 Posters list. But facts are facts.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

I thought 29 was how fast the scooter would go.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

A few thoughts.

Median score by profession
Listed are a sample of median scores by profession on the Wonderlic test from 1983. The scores are listed in descending numerical order, and professions with the same score have been alphabetized.[28]

• Systems analyst – 32
• Chemist – 31
• Electrical engineer – 30
• Engineer – 29
• Programmer – 29
• Accountant – 28
• Executive – 28
• Reporter – 28
• Teacher – 28
• Copywriter – 27
• Investment analyst – 27
• Librarian – 27
• Electronics technician – 26
• Salesperson – 25
• Secretary – 24
• Dispatcher – 23
• Drafter – 23
• Electrician – 23
• Nurse – 23
• Bank teller – 22
• Cashier – 21
• Firefighter – 21
• Clerical worker – 21
• Machinist – 21
• Receptionist – 21
• Train conductor – 21
• Craftsman – 18
• Security guard – 17
• Welder – 17
• Warehouseman – 15
• Janitor – 14
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Electrical Engineer
The Chemical Engineers I knew were weird dudes whose eyes pointed in opposite directions. And System Engineers are notorious *******s. So I'm good with third.

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[EuroGator]

I don't think it's much of a reach to say that Euro and his family are clearly from Oviedo. From there I think it's pretty obvious.

We all love him, and I'd be shocked if he didn't make anyone's Top-5 Posters list. But facts are facts.

I actually delete the last line I typed. It was this...

...and yes, I am Driskel. ...or his mom. ...or whatever.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Electrical Engineer
The Chemical Engineers I knew were weird dudes whose eyes pointed in opposite directions. And System Engineers are notorious *******s. So I'm good with third.

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A double E calling someone weird? That’s rich.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

A double E calling someone weird? That’s rich.

Seriously tho'. In the world of Engineering Chem E's were in their own category.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Seriously tho'. In the world of Engineering Chem E's were in their own category.

You’re both notoriously dorky. It’s like a midget making fun of a dwarf. There’s subtle differences but both are short.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

You’re both notoriously dorky. It’s like a midget making fun of a dwarf. There’s subtle differences but both are short.

But the money's good

 

[Politigator]

There has never been a 4th string TE who won a Heisman.

Only because Tebow refused to play tight end.