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[WobbleGator]

MILs are all 0 out of 10s. Just the ick factor makes it so.

There not even close to be put on a scale. Zero is even too much.

 

[NavetG8r]

There not even close to be put on a scale. Zero is even too much.

Even negative numbers are a number. 0 is nothing.

 

[WobbleGator]

Zero is a number, so I would give no number at all.

 

[GatorJ]

Well this thread just sucks…

 

[MJMGator]

Asking if I would bang my future MIL. Then actually to put her on the bang scale.

She's not your MIL until after you're married.

 

[NavetG8r]

She's not your MIL until after you're married.

It doesn't matter. If the wife ever figured out you did it with her mother, you'd be divorced and broke faster than you can spit.

 

[MJMGator]

You haven't lived until you've given all your stuff away a couple of times. ;)

 

[NavetG8r]

You haven't lived until you've given all your stuff away a couple of times. ;)

I have.

 

[Swamp Queen]

YAY! ppines in the house!!!

 

[WobbleGator]

She's not your MIL until after you're married.

:sick:

 

[deuce]

You haven't lived until you've given all your stuff away a couple of times. ;)

Truth is hard to ignore.

 

[NavetG8r]

Truth is hard to ignore.

Especially when that truth is "you are now broke".

 

[WobbleGator]

Especially when that truth is "you are now broke".

Ignore and start stealing. Problem solved.

 

[NavetG8r]

Ignore and start stealing. Problem solved.

I'd prefer not to risk jail time. I'd rather be broke and free.

 

[WobbleGator]

I'd prefer not to risk jail time. I'd rather be broke and free.

Don't get caught. Simple.

 

[URGatorBait]

Don't get caught. Simple.

Forgive him, he's a rookie.

 

[WobbleGator]

Forgive him, he's a rookie.

Yeah, pretty pathetic that he is twice my age and doesn't know how to not get caught.

 

[URGatorBait]

Yeah, pretty pathetic that he is twice my age and doesn't know how to not get caught.

He comes from another era.

 

[WobbleGator]

He comes from another era.

Stone age?

 

[Swamp Queen]

Are you guys on a mission to ruin every thread in the Lounge?