“I’ll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.”
Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard: Looking over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? I don’t see them.
Richard: They’re in my briefcase.
Tommy: How could you be looking over your documents, if they’re in your briefcase? Hmmmmm, it’s a mystery. Were you watching Spanktravision? Or were you watching that funny comedian, oh what’s his name, Buddy Wackit. Hey, there’s a pretty girl out there, maybe she goes out with one of the Yankees…Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa, or was it Spanky, hehehehehehe