Is Martez Ivey it on offense?

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Here is how we handle Noles in my family: we are all lifelong Gators except one bro-in-law who happens to be a Mole, er I mean Nole. At holiday dinners when all the family is together, we make him sit at the children's table. Works out well. He keeps the children laughing.
 

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Here is how we handle Noles in my family: we are all lifelong Gators except one bro-in-law who happens to be a Mole, er I mean Nole. At holiday dinners when all the family is together, we make him sit at the children's table. Works out well. He keeps the children laughing.

Laughing or crying... Clowns typically have that effect on children...
 

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Here is how we handle Noles in my family: we are all lifelong Gators except one bro-in-law who happens to be a Mole, er I mean Nole. At holiday dinners when all the family is together, we make him sit at the children's table. Works out well. He keeps the children laughing.

... and, as to the adult table, since he's from FSU he'll probably never graduate.
 

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I'm confused.... I thought Callaway was a complete stud, that's what I was told during the off-season when I said he was nothing more than an above average player. I was told he was a stud. He's averaging a measly 60 yards a game and only has 2 tds for the whole year. He's had 5 straight games with 50 yards or less. He's a nice player but he's not what everyone made him out to be.

I think he's a stud but our garbage staff stinks out loud.
 

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Best play maker on the team and it often seems as if he has been totally forgotten. Boggles the mind.

Opposing DC's defenses haven't forgotten about him. He's doing what he's doing while inadequate
playcalling, inadequate coaching, inadequate QB is letting defenses concentrate on Callaway and
not much on our other very adequate receivers.?? Cleveland shows star WR ability, then isn't thrown
to the next game.?? Swain nor Hammond are included too rarely.??
 

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Only noles consistently refer to us as "UF"

Ivey sucks, and johns a drunk nole troll... in other news water is wet and sky is blue.
 

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Callaway being screwed by sideline ineptness and the wrong QB starting from day one. Goulsby same thing.
 

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Ivey sucks, and johns a drunk nole troll... in other news water is wet and sky is blue.

Ivey sucks? I know he hasn't been stellar, but I recall a few comments on here that the OL improved when Ivey slid over to replace an injured Sharpe at LT.
 

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Ivey sucks? I know he hasn't been stellar, but I recall a few comments on here that the OL improved when Ivey slid over to replace an injured Sharpe at LT.
I'll rephrase... our line sucks.
 

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