It's Meltdown Time Week 10...

[Jax Gator]

https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2019/1...gators-florida-state-seminoles-willie-taggart

 

[OllieGator]

Punt: commercial break

3rd down: commercial break

4th down: commercial break

TD: commercial break

FG: commercial break

Missed FG: commercial break

Mascot cam: commercial break

Sack: commercial break

Commercial Break: commercial break

Whew. This has been way too much football, I could really go for some advertisements.

My hatred of CBS is distracting from the rivalry.

 

[OllieGator]

Peak 3rd and Grantham

 

[MADGator]

So, a few weeks ago I said I always looked forward to these, but in the interest of being open and honest, I was kinda hoping that this week you might've gotten hit by a bus. Please don't think badly of me.

 

[Mgnihilo]

The Georgia offense is a man who has a bazooka but he just swings it at your knees until your patella cracks. The Florida offense is also a man with a bazooka, but he didn’t bother checking to see which end is which

 

[Durty South Swamp]

"This game had everything a college football fan could ever want: anemic offenses, more commercials than a superbowl, and abysmal clock management. Dan Mullen forgot how the concept of time worked in the fourth quarter as Georgia realized for the first time that it’s not illegal to throw the ball more than five yards downfield."

Yup. The entire country sees it plain as day. Pumps just look ridiculous trying to explain it away...

 

[GatorJ]

The best one:

 

[Swamp Donkey]

The best one:

They haven't destroyed a defense like that since they played.... Grantham.

That's right, not even directional schools.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

DAN NEEDS A MULLENGAN

 

[SGG]

The best one:

Such a maddening stat.

Makes me want to vomit.

 

[AnObfuscator]

They haven't destroyed a defense like that since they played.... Grantham.

That's right, not even directional schools.

That was for "ranked schools". Dunno how many ranked directional schools they've played.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

The best one:

you mean the worst one. f v ck grantham.