Jameis Winston's bizarre Tinder encounter

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This story is almost as difficult to relay as it is totally out of left field.
Okay, so three months ago we showed you the amazing painting from FSU student Lena NW, depicting Heisman winner and national champion Jameis Winston getting blown by a Pike fraternity member (poor Pike). It had some other crazy **** going on, too, like a rock hard Winston on hands and knees about to take a Heisman strap-on up the poop chute (possibly unwillingly). There’s also a king crab FSU supporter chilling and enthusiastically taking in the whole ****ed up scene. It’s out there, but it’s fantastic.
Lena NW, the artist behind this bizarro masterpiece, allegedly matched Winston on Tinder recently. As a result, they had a lengthy discussion. Their conversation, which appears below in its entirety, covers a myriad of interesting topics, each one more eye-popping than its predecessor. Topics touched on include: rape, sexual preference, the Pike-Winston painting, sodomy, a music video in which Lena is attempting to recruit Winston to make an appearance, Jameis’ dick size, and fellatio.
The most prominent topic of their conversation, however, was Lena’s rap song. Yes, artist Lena is also rapper Lena. The lyrics can be seen below. Again, I want to be clear, this Tinder account allegedly belongs to Winston.

Language is NSFW, but this is really bizarre.
 

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I read the way people text to each other and it makes me fear for the human race. :facepalm:
 

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He was actually kind of normal on that exchange.
 

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Liked your qualifier there J. Of course the loonie he was talking to could probably make most idiots look normal.
 

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She's a sick-o!
 

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deuce coupe;n20643 said:
She's a sick-o!

I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".
 

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I'm glad I'm not in college now.
 

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[QUOTE='78;n20811]I'm glad I'm not in college now. [/QUOTE]

Amen, brother.
 

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I refuse to read. I can't handle Twitter, no way I'm ready for Tinder or whatever some of these other ridiculous new sites are.
 

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divits;n20804 said:
I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".

OMG! That's even worser...... :banana:
 

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divits;n20804 said:
I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".

Are we talking about Jameis or the "artist"?
 

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I'd almost be willing to bet $100 that this clown ends up washed out of the NFL and either dead or on death row within 5 years. If you don't believe this go back and watch Aaron Hernandez interviews, very similar personality traits.
 

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divits;n20804 said:
I've got a sneaking suspicion the "she" is a "he".


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T REX;n20911 said:
She's a total whack job...

Yeah, but I hear that's all she does so she's a one trick pony.
 

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