Let's Reach out to UF's Goodies Department

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Aka the people who make the buying decisions on behalf of the athletic department. Yes, those goodies.

The Board of Trustees.

We need to let them know how we feel about their penny pinching ways before we lose out on the Chipster to Vanderbilt or something goofy like that.

For starters, a few gift suggestions for Chip.

Fluffy earmuffs. Available for esp big heads in all colors. Bluetooth optional. A must-buy for any Florida coach who wants to be wired to the box and block the noise in the system all at the same time. Comfy at bedtime. $65.55 at Brick City.

Grill Dog. Cook 'em up. Fits any size canine, with or without the fur. This'll make Chip feel right at home. $79.99 at Amazon.

"You're Going to Be Okay: Encouraging Truth Your Heart Needs to Hear, Especially on the Hard Days" Hard cover version. Clipboard optional. Must reading for any thin-skinned Florida coach not yet fully acquainted with the message boards. $9.99 at Barnes & Noble.

Now, on to the Board of Trustees:

James Heavener (anyone's dad)

David Brandon

Mori Hosseini

Leonard Johnson (party animal)

W. Smith Meyers (worked in the mall as late as last September)

Rahul Patel (has 29 brothers who practice medicine)

Marcia "Looses Her" Powers (after three zinfandels)

Steven Scott (has two first names)

David "Quality is our Recipe" Thomas

There's a few more but Ox is limiting me to 12 pics.

http://trustees.ufl.edu/

Send your suggestions to:

University of Florida Board of Trustees
123 Tigert Hall
PO Box 113125
Gainesville, FL 32611-3125
Email: [email protected] Ph. 352-392-1358

Let er' rip.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Did you wake up this morning and think this was a good idea for a thread? If so, you may need to go back to sleep and try again.

 

[NVGator]

Rahul Patel (has 29 brothers who practice medicine)

This made me

 

[78]

Did you wake up this morning and think this was a good idea for a thread? If so, you may need to go back to sleep and try again.

Coming from you, I take that as a supreme compliment.

 

[Swamp Queen]

 

[g8tr72]

This made me

Doctors? Biden said it was 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

WTF is that on the wall behind her? It looks like a big pile of sh!t encased in varnish.

Now, on to the Board of Trustees:


Rahul Patel (has 29 brothers who practice medicine)

.....and his family name is listed as owners in most hotels in the southern US.

Marcia "Looses Her" Powers (after three zinfandels)

She's rocking a totally bytchin' 80's hairdoo!

 

[78]

WTF if that on the wall behind her? It looks like a big pile of sh!t encased in varnish.

 

[PaterLacerta]

Prices slashed....