Ok, first the gas comment was a separate text... she was telling me she was stopping for gas on the way to take a state test for real estate license. I'm not sure if you guys are just having fun or if you actually think she stopped to pass gas or something
To the golf ball comments, it's what that American Standard is known for. When you buy the toilet it has a photo of flushing golf balls on the box. I can't personally attest to its ability, but it sure will gobble up a tube of paste. I have a suspicion most of you have never done any DIY home projects b/c if you had, youd be familiar with the toilet. It's the best selling toilet in history.