Maty Mauk Suspended........Again....

MertzJay26

Founding Member
Senior Member
Lifetime Member
Jun 18, 2014
12,493
23,768
Founding Member
What a loser. Hope he figures it out and gets help or he will be living in a van down by the river soon.
 
Last edited:

Bait'n Gator

Go away..... bait'n
Lifetime Member
Mar 14, 2015
3,378
14,245
The only thing worse then someone posting a video of you snorting coke is someone posting a video of you completely failing at snorting coke. One thing about it, he'll never have a drug problem with that accuracy.
 

PastyStoole

Founding Member
Man, there's no boundary line to art. ~Bird Parker
Lifetime Member
Jun 12, 2014
2,102
5,854
Founding Member
A few observations:

1) Person filming him should have respected his "safe space." Someone shoulda brought in Melissa Click and her "muscle."

2) Seriously, what kind of azzhole takes out a camera at a coke party? Mauk needs to re-evaluate his friendships.

3) Somebody, maybe Todd Marinovich, needs to take this guy under their wing and mentor him. He completely misses the line then screams like he's Al Pacino in the final scene of Scarface. Amatuer.
 

Swamp Donkey

Founding Member
7-14 vs P5 Fire Stricklin First
Lifetime Member
Jun 9, 2014
78,710
111,570
Founding Member
I'm not sure t would take him in.
There is always room in T's van.

A-Team-van-UKIP.jpg
 

Gatordiddy

Member in good standing
Lifetime Member
Jul 23, 2014
11,956
27,412
He's still with the football program?
Thought he was long gone last year...
We'll probably be watching him in the AFL this year - just take a look at their commissioner:
10358924.jpeg

"Have you or your loved ones been injured in an automobile accident or have mesothelioma?
Have you ladies had any transvaginal mesh procedures?
Do you have a player on your team that's troubled...but talented?
Then call me ...Scott Butera"
 

williston_gator

Founding Member
Twitter junkie
Lifetime Member
Jun 12, 2014
8,468
14,812
Founding Member
I tried to tell y'all during the season that's why he was suspended. Where there's smoke there's fire a lot of times with rumors.
 

maheo30

WiLLLLLLLie! WiLLLLLLLie!
Lifetime Member
Jul 24, 2014
9,228
22,956
Maty doing his best Johnny Football impersonation.
 

chferg

#CousinEddieTime
Aug 5, 2014
3,440
4,734
Pretty sure I've said this for awhile now. Have friends who go to Mizzou who have partied with this loser.

Not really well-liked outside his inner circle. Much like Blaine Gabbert
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Help Users

You haven't joined any rooms.