Mia Khalifa's boob deflated by errant hockey puck

[AlexDaGator]

Easily one of the greatest thread titles in GCMB history.


Alex.

 

[MidwestChomp]

She should keep the puck and have the doctor put it in her boob

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Omar is a clown hoar.

With about 450,000 less miles on the odometer than that cum dumpster.

Makes you wonder how many miles are on Omar's cock holster.

 

[78]

A petrie dish in a syphilis clinic. You can tell how old Law is from that one. I wonder if any of the millennials here have even heard the word syph.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

A petrie dish in a syphilis clinic. You can tell how old Law is from that one. I wonder if any of the millennials here have even heard the word syph.

Or petrie dish

 

[Zambo]

Easily one of the greatest thread titles in GCMB history.


Alex.

Thanks, however it was the great Pasty I believe who penned easily the best thread title and now I can't find it. I believe the title was "All Blacks need discipline," which turned out to be a thread about the New Zealand rugby team.

 

[divits]

 

[bradgator2]

Warranty claim.

3 years or 30,000 nut jobs. I'm sure that warranty has expired.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

She should keep the puck and have the doctor put it in her boob

The boob would probably feel softer with the puck inside rather than the implant.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

I gave you a like, just for old times sake.

I always knew you cared.

 

[TLB]

Just to clarify the reason this is in the sports section...

A) Because it was a hockey injury
B) Because pr0n is a sport
C) Both

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Just to clarify the reason this is in the sports section...

A) Because it was a hockey injury
B) Because pr0n is a sport
C) For profiling purposes to identify Clown Trolls
D) Both

FIFY

 

[Zambo]

Just to clarify the reason this is in the sports section...

A) Because it was a hockey injury
B) Because pr0n is a sport
C) Both

She is actually a sports commentator now I believe.

 

[Tunaboat]

She is actually a sports commentator now I believe.

And she could be good at it if she'd just quit sticking the mike in her mouth.