The regularity of what I hope that every Gatorchatter member has for their early morning movement. Ad-lib and discuss.
Nuss predictable as...
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As predictable as Brad's 3 poops a day.
As predictable as the growing of the portion of "entertainment" (alcohol...cough, cough) charges on your CC statement as the year progresses
diehardg8r
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As predictable as a fart at a baked bean dinner.
As predictable as Nav getting syphilis after a trip to Thailand.
You know donk the PC term is Nonspecific Urethritis (NSU). Ask any Vietnam vet.
@DK_Thompson: Predictable? The Gators run on 2nd down nearly 65% of the time. On first down it is 49.3% and on third down it is 51.2%.
@DK_Thompson: This is all true.
So against Vandy we'll trick them, because they'll be thinking we're thinking 'run', but we'll know they'll be thinking we're thinking 'run' but they will think we're going to pass in effort to buck the trend because we always run on 2nd down, so we'll run to catch them off guard.
Where's Knox when you need him?
That might just be crazy enough to work. Crazy like a fox.So against Vandy we'll trick them, because they'll be thinking we're thinking 'run', but we'll know they'll be thinking we're thinking 'run' but they will think we're going to pass in effort to buck the trend because we always run on 2nd down, so we'll run to catch them off guard.
Where's Knox when you need him?
This guy Nuss) has got to go, I think Mac's main problem is not stupidity but guts. I don't think he has the intestinal fortitude to fire Nuss and Nord -- too obvious stumbling blocks. You have to be ruthless to be elite.
Which likely doesnt change just bc we get a new OC.
Winning is nice and that's for sure. But as one beat writer put it, the "pixie dust" that Mac used to win will not work against better-coached teams and hasn't worked against those that we should be comparing ourselves to. To me, that's the rub.
Mac's problem is that he doesn't know how to teach football to these kids in a way that they actually learn the game. Mac hoodwinked the hiring committee (if there ever was one) into thinking he has special powers as an "Offensive guru" and "The QB Whisperer". Franks has talent but after two years here cannot read a defense or go through a progression for passing. LDR was taught by his dad. All good teams and some bad ones look like they are a step or two ahead of us on Saturdays. Now in year 3 of this goat-rope we see the man in a depression because he knows this gig won't last long. But hey, he BS'd his way into undreamed-of riches and he's got it made for life. For the rest of us, we'll slog thru another year of this horseshyte, then the search continues...
