***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs UT***

[Swamp Donkey]

I miss the annual "UT player look-alike" thread.

Why would you want to look at tinerc people?

Lamest threads ever.

Do we have a predator and beaker yet?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Ox, can I change my screen name to Il Duce?

 

[rogdochar]

Ox, can I change my screen name to Il Duce?

Threat, we got a Duce, so yours would be Duce Coup, amirite?

 

[soflagator]

Im wound up tight because I pointed out how inappropriate referring to yourself as the Fuehrer is, I mean when 97% of literate humans associate it with Adolph Hitler that might be a clue............If my screen name was dumass****kk in spanish I would want someone to point it out to me,....................

Whenever Florida sends a Safety and 2 Linebackers in an all out assault on the opposing QB, do you only half heartedly celebrate, knowing the origin of the strategy’s name and the countless innocent civilians that were killed when it was utilized by the Germans?

The point is I think we are all getting a little too touchy about small things.

Btw, the story about your future wife’s emails in 2001 is pretty crazy. I’m not sure anyone here has as many bizarre stories as you.

 

[oxrageous]

Anyone else here from the - now practically deceased - Gatorsports forum?

Never heard of that place. Very few people here were ever a part of it.

 

[oxrageous]

I doubt I would call myself the Fuehrer in any public forum often.........but that's just me.

Good Christ. Thank God someday I'll be dead and not have to read posts like this.

 

[Slevin]

Good Christ. Thank God someday I'll be dead and not have to read posts like this.

Cyanide and a bullet to the head perhaps?

 

[Slevin]

Anyone else here from the - now practically deceased - Gatorsports forum? I miss the annual "UT player look-alike" thread. Anyone else want to bring that tradition over here? Here's one of the recent favorites:

#11 - John Dobbs

Sloth

Good lord almighty I hope you’re joking

 

[Musclepug]

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

The old Swamp....still love how the noise raises a level when George breaks into the clear around the 50.....

Oh, and **** the Large Foreheaded Rape Boy. **** him hard, with John Elway's bucktoothed dick.

 

[stephenPE]

Whenever Florida sends a Safety and 2 Linebackers in an all out assault on the opposing QB, do you only half heartedly celebrate, knowing the origin of the strategy’s name and the countless innocent civilians that were killed when it was utilized by the Germans?

The point is I think we are all getting a little too touchy about small things.

Btw, the story about your future wife’s emails in 2001 is pretty crazy. I’m not sure anyone here has as many bizarre stories as you.

I try to hold back sometimes but one word can trigger a memory. One day I will tell the story of my first memory of a gator. It actually just struck me now how prescient it was.

 

[stephenPE]

Good Christ. Thank God someday I'll be dead and not have to read posts like this.

We could add you to the Jabber Memorial and could stand around and tell Ox/Fuehrer stories over our jello shots.........when you cross over to the "others side" check for Jabber. I hear BNA wakes up in a cold sweat on game days still wondering about it.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It’s what we do here all too often. We create scenarios where there is simply no joy. Every win is downgraded and every loss magnified..

For a Marine, your vagina bleeds a lot.

 

[stephenPE]

Equal opportunity grump. Marine understands the values of collegiate sports as it relates to our collective mania. We are all crazy for this team. We all want to see our team perform up to standards SOS put up so high. But he also understands that in the context of our lives and family circle it is a cyclic thing we need to keep in perspective. ITs great when its great but its still cool when its not. I guess I better go back to my old sig. I was gator when when gator wasn't cool. But starting out young it was always VERY cool to me. And still is. Its sort of like the marriage vow of in sickness and in health. Doctors were needed this last decade but at least the patient isnt on life support like it is in Tallacrappy right now.

 

[GatorStud]

Inbred Week, only thing missing is having Alvin Dork around to abuse and rag doll... bummer... might have to swing by the hamster center and run him over a few times

 

[LongTooth]

I think we lose this one. Our defense is still to disorganized to hold them to a point total our terrible offense can surpass. Sucks, but I'm not convinced we can stop the run or the pass vs SEC teams. even UT.

Dan better open that playbook to take the heat off Franks and the defense.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[Musclepug]

 

[Marine1]

For a Marine, your vagina bleeds a lot.

Stated by the biggest vagina on the board. Literally all you do is bytch and moan. Blanket party type.

 

[rogdochar]

Stated by the biggest vagina on the board. Literally all you do is bytch and moan. Blanket party type.

... and does so in his briefs.