I hold my members to a high standard, and UteManX brought the level of post quality down to Swamp Gas levels. You guys just never figured out how to properly deal with his backhanded compliments and faux "respect" schtick he puts on. If he's anywhere near as irritating in real life as he is here, you'd jump off a Utah cliff after 5 minutes in his company. I found myself scrolling quickly past some of the most cringeworthy back-and-forths I've ever encountered. I had to skip several pages because I couldn't handle it anymore. My beloved membership had been reduced to THIS?
I'll admit I'm ultimately at fault, as I should have banned the guy a long time ago and spared so many of you such embarrassment. I just never thought it would get that bad. I was planning to do it tonight (win or lose), but I think I'm just going to do it right now. Congrats UteMan, you were our most successful troll since CaneThing. You can return to your many wives with your head held high.
Part of me wants to go back and delete a whole bunch of pages, so that what transpired isn't part of the permanent record here. While I ponder that, I'd like each of you to look into the mirror and make a commitment to bring the level of your post quality back to Gatorchatter levels.