Our Friend Chimp at SEC Media Days

[chferg]

Wonder if USCe Fans are starting to see the delusional nature and excuse machine that is Chimp











As a Gator fan there is so much comedic value in these

 

[chferg]

Hmm where have I heard that before...the guy is a broken record

 

[rogdochar]

Muschamp says tape is a coaches resume but he says that he will win more at Carolina. Kind of a double standard right?
10:28 AM - 14 Jul 2016

... whaaat? knuckle-tape?

 

[chferg]

 

[ATXGator]

That is fantastic! I can't believe he said that at SEC media days. How does he get paid millions? How does that happen? Talk about failing forward!

 

[chferg]

That is fantastic! I can't believe he said that at SEC media days. How does he get paid millions? How does that happen? Talk about failing forward!

South Carolina fans have to be hating their life right now

 

[Durty South Swamp]

the spurrier offense quote

seriously,

 

[ATXGator]

Many people on this board wished it ended differently also... like Muschamp being fired a year earlier.

 

[LighthouseGator]

"I black out sometimes." The only ray of truth in an otherwise dark sewer of dissembling.

I can just see it now after this upcoming debacle of a season:

"Coach, before the season you said you had the players to win the East. You said the plan is to win now and that it will be easier to win here than at Florida. How do you reconcile those statements with your 3-9 record?"

"I black out sometimes."

 

[Alagator]

Tape is a coaches resume huh? Would that be the tape on his bloody fingers from punching a white board at UF? Or perhaps its the tape on his broken finger from punching a clipboard at AU.?.?

 

[BMF]

"I black out sometimes." The only ray of truth in an otherwise dark sewer of dissembling.

I can just see now it after this upcoming debacle of a season:

"Coach, before the season you said you had the players to win the East. You said the plan is to win now and that it will be easier to win here than at Florida. How do you reconcile those statements with the your 3-9 record?"

"I black out sometimes."

Think about that "easier to win at SC than Florida..."

He's still in the SEC East, so he's playing the same schedule. He doesn't play FSU now, but has to play Clemson every year. He will recruit South Carolina talent (which, we should all hope brings in lower ranked classes than Florida does). But it'll be "easier"? He should have just STFU and not said anything at all....or he's really bad at logic.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Tape is a coaches resume huh? Would that be the tape on his bloody fingers from punching a white board at UF? Or perhaps its the tape on his broken finger from punching a clipboard at AU.?.?

Andrew Spivey... the guy who needed a surgical procedure to remove muschamps balls from his throat.

 

[rogdochar]

Think about that "easier to win at SC than Florida..."

... is he talking about winning there the preseason games he's playing at now ?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Many people on this board wished it ended differently also... like Muschamp being fired a year earlier.

2012 for me. Once he expressed that he loved that offense. That was his ideal team.

 

[GatorJ]

Andrew Spivey... the guy who needed a surgical procedure to remove muschamps balls from his throat.

Isn't he from Alabama? Of course he loved Chump. Florida's fall coincided with Bama's rise.

 

[Gator Fever]

Wonder if USCe Fans are starting to see the delusional nature and excuse machine that is Chimp



As a Gator fan there is so much comedic value in these

I guess Muschamp can say that when he was losing homecoming games to Vandy and losing games to the likes of Georgia Southern when he coached UF.

 

[CGgater]

I didn't see the press conference. Did he say all that with a straight face??? Talk about denial...

Edit - does he know the sound of snickering in the room is from the media laugh AT him, not WITH him?

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

I thought his name was "Chump". I thought Foley was "Chimp". All this time.

 

[ATXGator]

Our future QB! LOL
Jake Allen‏@Jakeallen_14
Jake Allen Retweeted David Cloninger

couldn't

Jake Allen added,

David Cloninger @DCTheState
Did you get a bad rap at UF? Muschamp: "Honestly, I could care less."

 

[Gator87]

I think Muschamp's ultimate goal is to F up every program that Spurrier built up. I guess Duke is his next stop after he runs SC into the ground.