Ox can celebrate: Tiger steals Dufner's wife

[beteez]

Tiger finally wins something. http://national.suntimes.com/nationa...amanda-dufner/

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I'd love for this story to be true and all, but did you really just share an article that used the National Enquirer as their source?

 

[bradgator2]

 

[WobbleGator]

Well this thread just gave me false hope.

 

[T REX]

http://www.foxsports.com/college-foo...-dufner-070115

They are just quoting the Enquirer

 

[oxrageous]

http://www.foxsports.com/college-foo...-dufner-070115

UPDATE: Tiger Woods's agent says Tiger isn't banging Amanda Dufner.

Just once I'd like for an agent to respond to a question about whether his client is banging someone by saying. "Yep, they bang all the time. In multiple positions. Guy won't even return my phone calls or texts because he's banging so much."

But, anyway, for the record, Tiger's agent says they aren't banging.

It's times like these we can all be thankful that Tiger has never lied about sex before.

 

[T REX]

One of the articles says Tiger flew her up to Seattle for the US Open. If that's remotely true then they are banging.

 

[GatorJ]

that's journalistic eloquence at its best.

 

[dubster1]

Tiger flew her up to Seattle for the US Open

now we know that's a lie. tiger cheap @ss aint spending no dough to fly a piece of @ss to seattle. when they got all those coffee shops and lil skanks working he can get them for next to nothng

 

[MidwestChomp]

Tiger's doing what(who)ever he can to get his golf game back.

 

[TallyGator]

They seem like a nice couple...maybe it would work for them...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

 

[TN G8tr]

Well if it's in the Enquirer and on the Internet it must be true, right?

 

[NavetG8r]

That Tiger sure is a playa.

 

[MJMGator]

Would you guys prefer he was banging Dufner? Sasquatch, you don't need to respond.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Would you guys prefer he was banging Dufner? Sasquatch, you don't need to respond.

I'd prefer he just go away and rot in a hole like the scum he is.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Would you guys prefer he was banging Dufner? Sasquatch, you don't need to respond.

If it made him happy, sure. Dufner's got a lot of cushion for the pushin'.

 

[rogdochar]

I'd love for this story to be true and all, but did you really just share an article that used the National Enquirer as their source?

… shouldn't that be "as sorcerer" ?

 

[WobbleGator]

I'd prefer he just go away and rot in a hole like the scum he is.

 

[GatorTAG]

Originally posted by MJMGator View Post
Would you guys prefer he was banging Dufner? Sasquatch, you don't need to respond.

I'd prefer he just go away and rot in a hole like the scum he is.

Who? Sasquatch?