I was never a big animal lover until my kid brought home a lab/pit mix that was six pounds. Had fleas, worms, and Parvo. My free dog cost me $1800 the first week.
About six months later, some ******* stole my dog. I was bat**** crazy that whole week. I knew who did it based on the wife's sleuthing skills. I went to this guys house at 2 am in camo and armed to snoop around to see if I could see her. Nothing. Cops got involved, he got scared and dropped her off in my neighborhood where someone else picked her up. Long story short, we got her back. That was one happy day. The second ******* who picked her up kept her in an outside pen during a tropical storm we had here 3 years ago. She was nasty, but she was home.
I feel you pain man. It sucks and it makes me sick to think about my pain in the ass mutt not being around. She wakes me up every morning wanting her head rubbed. I tried to tell my wife she could wake me the same way, but no joy.
BTW, your wife is pretty hot. :)