R.I.P. 5-Star Finger (preemptive)

BNAG8R

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At his request - I will start this thread with a remembrance of our friend…one of our top posters….@Five-Star Finger.






Who? Never heard of her.
 

Swamp Donkey

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I heard he had a large ball of coagulated semen in his stomach and intestines. Terrible way to go.
 

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I heard he killed himself after his wife ran off with some guy with a six star finger.
 

FireFoley

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He told all of us he was croaking yet I kept seeing all these posts for days and weeks after. Is it possible that the jackA$$ wrote a whole bunch of preemptive posts, timed when they would be posted and wrote an algorithm assigning the posts to the closest thread title????
 

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Apparently 5stars last request is that his ashes are spread in a bowl of his boyfriends chilli
 

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I heard he killed himself after his wife ran off with some guy with a six star finger.
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