Swonkey can be my Gloria Allred. On behalf of the men everywhere in "targetville', I declare that for year after year I've been subjected to sexual harassment from celebrity females. On our lucrative talk-show tour, The Swonk can remind us of these synonymphs for harassment = bedevil, give hard time, jerk around. Who has sexually harassed me for years? Victoria's Secret! Parading sexually loaded statements, hints in the forms of minimally clad women.Their wealth don't give them the rights to trespassion on me. With a half-dozen models, we're talking 6-figure incomes.
Face it! Truthfully stripped down, this could grow into a class-action suit, if you guys will just stop being ashamed to come forward. That's exactly how harassers get away with it through these years -- they use the threat of shame. Well, it's time us men use the threat of Swonkey expressing our trampled sensibilities. They've marched into my own home and done it to me!!
"I am man; hear me clamor."