Stewart Mandel: Mystery date (Michigan roster)

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Florida coach Jim McElwain was only half-kidding last week when he told reporters about opening-week opponent Michigan: “When you guys get their roster, let me know. Maybe I can figure out who we're playing.”

As of this writing, Michigan still listed a 2016 roster on its Web site. Not even an open records request from a New Jersey media company could produce the document because, according to notoriously closed-off Jim Harbaugh, it’s not even being “determined” until later this week.

Roster or not, the 2017 Wolverines may be the sport’s biggest mystery. Aside from quarterback Wilton Speight, nearly every name you’d remember from last year’s Orange Bowl squad — Jabrill Peppers, Jourdan Lewis, Jake Butt, Taco Charlton, Amara Darboh — is gone. Michigan returns just five starters from 2016, the fewest of any FBS team since 2012, per Phil Steele’s archive.

That being said, Michigan fans don’t have to look very far back to find a comparable example: Rival Ohio State returned just six starters a year ago and reached the College Football Playoff.

“That starters (lost) thing, you know, we had a lot of guys play last year,” defensive coordinator Don Brown told reporters during preseason camp. (Safety) Tyree Kinnel played a lot last year. (Defensive end) Rashan Gary played a ton. (Defensive tackle) Mo Hurst, okay he wasn’t a starter. He was just one of the most devastating penetrators inside in college football.

“I’m just saying.”

The Wolverines’ opponent Saturday in Arlington, Texas, is quite the enigma itself.

For one thing, McElwain has offered no hint who’s leading the Gators’ three-way quarterback derby between redshirt freshman Feleipe Franks, veteran Luke Del Rio and Notre Dame grad transfer Malik Zaire. “You're going to see a bunch of them in there playing,” he said.

Meanwhile, star receiver Antonio Calloway and six others are suspended for Saturday’s game. And Florida’s defense will be playing its first game without six defenders selected in the first three rounds of last spring’s NFL draft.

If you’re by chance the gambling type, do yourself a favor and stay far away from this game. We barely know who’ll be playing in it, much less which side wins.
 

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I wonder if the same people who bashed McElwain for not releasing a starting quarterback to the public, are going to bash Harbaugh for not releasing any starters to the public?
 

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This is so stupid...our coaches know their roster and anyone that wants to could get it if they wanted to put in a little effort. All you have to do is take last years roster and remove anyone who left and add in the recruits they signed and magically you have their roster...minus maybe a new walk on or something insignificant.
 

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I wonder if the same people who bashed McElwain for not releasing a starting quarterback to the public, are going to bash Harbaugh for not releasing any starters to the public?
if better teeth starts winning no one will care what kind of stupidity does. did Spurrier have to pretend he didn't know who is quarterback was to win?
 

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if better teeth starts winning no one will care what kind of stupidity does. did Spurrier have to pretend he didn't know who is quarterback was to win?

Which fool are you referring to, seems neither of this two coaches have won anything close to what Spurrier won.
 

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